Sardar again........

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A sardar nvested 20 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . ..
. . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him
why? . .. . . . . . . He said " SMILE PLEASE "

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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this. . . . . . Sardar : "I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................ WHY? . . Because his doctor
advised him "Today’s dinner should be Light"

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -
. . .. . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID &
THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U know Why? . . Because he wanted to check
where the question paper is leaking ????

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except
one Sardarji.. . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH ! "

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Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet .

Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
Drink quickly...Wife asks why.. . Sardar says hot
coffee Rs. 5 and cold coffee Rs. 10 !!!!

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Sardar goes 2 china 2 find
meaning of friends last words.. It is

'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . ..
. . . . . . He said - I’m seeing how I look while sleeping.

Sombir
 
Nice One......

A Paki, Bangladeshi and an Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses
are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gu n and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Sardar , cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and Bangladeshi.
He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and Bangladeshi that We don't need
to drink with the same ones twice."

Sombir
 
Bhai:
is there any basis for all this; i think sikhs are not stupid and in india the fact that everything funny is tied to sikhs is stupid in itself.
Do not do this; this is a anti-sikh trick to which we are not a party.
Desist, because there are more fools,rogues and crooks in our own illiterate masses that anywhere.This is very disgusting.
Please.
 
Sardars..

ratananmol said:
Bhai:
is there any basis for all this; i think sikhs are not stupid and in india the fact that everything funny is tied to sikhs is stupid in itself.
Do not do this; this is a anti-sikh trick to which we are not a party.
Desist, because there are more fools,rogues and crooks in our own illiterate masses that anywhere.This is very disgusting.
Please.
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Hi Anmol Bhai........
We are not forming any anti-sikh party....we are just passing our time.....as I think this is Time Pass section.....Regarding Sardars these jokes were sent to me by my sardar friend only......My intension was only to make u laugh.....
isliye Tension lene ka nahi Dene ka.......
enjoy..
 
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