Sardar Ji in Mandir

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shailender

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santa ne bhai paisa ki ghani jaroot thi, te woh bhai shiv ji ke mandir main chala gaya.

so bhai aur shiv ji ki murti aage haath jod ke ar shir jhuka ke bola

shiv ji Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.
Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. Kripa karo."

bhai mandir ke pujari ne baat sungi. Usne socha bechara garib sa manas hai kame madad kar dun sun. So pujari ne chupke te 100 ka noot murti aage dhar diya.


Santa ne aank kholi te usne 100 ka note mil gaya. woh paise le ke raazi raazi ghar chala gaya.

pher aagle din sardar mandir main pahunch gaya.

Bhai pujari ne dekaha --- socha yo sardar to hal gaya se kame jugaad bandhana pade ga. -- Te usne shivji ki murti hata ke Ganesh ki dhar di.

sardar ne nayi murti te dekhi nahin --apne aank mich ke hogaya shuru--

Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.
Ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. Kirpa karo."

pher aankh khol ke dehe se -- koi rapiye nahin paaye. So apni demand thodi kam kar le se

Santa: "O papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan
ho. Asee 10 rupayen me hi kaam chala lenge. Kirpa karo jee."

pher aankh khol ke dehe se -- koi rapiye nahin paaye.

aankh khol ke nun paren dekhe se paise te kone. Pher wo ganesh ki murti kahan dhayan ja se. Santa murti ke paas ja ke ganesh ke kaan main keh se

"Puttar, Papa kitthe hein ??!!
 
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