sardar ji ka dimag

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(just for fun, not a insult to any community)

1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha
foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

2. hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.

3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule
before taking it? Guess what ---To avoid side
effect!!!

4.
Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole
body is born in punjab".

5. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to
court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

6. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

7. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door
coz it was an entrance exam.

8.
Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2
collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

9.
Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical
college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
 
dalal_ravi said:
(just for fun, not a insult to any community)

1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha
foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

2. hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.

3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule
before taking it? Guess what ---To avoid side
effect!!!

4.
Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole
body is born in punjab".

5. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to
court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

6. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

7. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door
coz it was an entrance exam.

8.
Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2
collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

9.
Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical
college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
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good jokes. Need more sardar jokes With the disclaimer(just for fun, not a insult to any community). :D
 
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