Sardar PJ's

Status
Not open for further replies.
V

vikrana

New member
Ek truck doosre truck ko khinch raha tha
Dekh kar 2 sardar haskar lotpot hoke gir pade aur bole
“ek rassi ko uthane ke liye 2-2 truck”

Tutor: tell ur dad’s name in English
Boy: Mr. Butter red maleunderwear
Tutor: R u trying to be funny
Boy: no, his name in hindi is Makhaan lal chaddha

Teacher to sardar: Where u were born?
Sardar: Tiruvanantapuram
Teacher: Spell it
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in Goa

Q: Aisi taisi kab hoti hai?
A: Jab loose motion lagge hoo aur paajame ki ganth na khule.
:)
 
vikrana said:
Ek truck doosre truck ko khinch raha tha
Dekh kar 2 sardar haskar lotpot hoke gir pade aur bole
“ek rassi ko uthane ke liye 2-2 truck”

Tutor: tell ur dad’s name in English
Boy: Mr. Butter red maleunderwear
Tutor: R u trying to be funny
Boy: no, his name in hindi is Makhaan lal chaddha

Teacher to sardar: Where u were born?
Sardar: Tiruvanantapuram
Teacher: Spell it
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in Goa

Q: Aisi taisi kab hoti hai?
A: Jab loose motion lagge hoo aur paajame ki ganth na khule.
:)
Click to expand...

bhai rana saab welcome here on jatland.......
namaste te na karri bhai tanne........hahhahahha nyu kyukar badd gya kasaaai.......er pher aate hi yu ND chep gya............killkki pe killllkii.....
mera bhi ji karre se iispe maran ka iiib...........hahahhahah :D:D
le te sunn le......

ek be bhai 4 jane paed pe baith ke jungle howen the..........har te haathi aagya..........hahahhahahhaha killkki.......hahahha :D:p
charun janne utter ke gharan aage bina hoyye.......hahahahhaha killkki

ek aur aagya yaad......iste bhi bhunda........
ek be bhai chawanni er athaanni men jutt baaj gya......hahahhahah
donu janni ek dusrre ke baal paddan laag gi hakke mein ghanni ND sun.....hahahahaa killkki.....GAGU uude te 5 ka note jaan laag rehya tha......bolya tharra ke byont se thamne koi na bhujta aajkal, manne kam te kamm totta te bhuje se.......uude te truck jawe tha, woh paanch ka note truck talle aake mar gya.......hahahhahaha killkki.....weh donu ghanni raazi hui............;)pher chawanni atthanni bhi aapne appne gharan challi gayi.........:D:D:D:D
aur baaat na dekho khatam ho gya............hahahhahahhaha killkki e killkki
haansi na datt ti meri te

aan dyo kise me dum ho to iste bhi bhundde bhunde.........oooooo RATHEE ruuukkkkkkkkkaaaaaaa.......ann de ne riitle
 
Ra bhai maane na bera tha ek yaddah badan te pahlayan Ram-Ram bhe karne padya karah.......;)

Bhai Sabne mere Ram - Ram Say (JAT tai Nuah Karya Karahan!)

Dahiya Bhai ..... tere tahin Special Ram-Ram !
 
vikrana said:
Ra bhai maane na bera tha ek yaddah badan te pahlayan Ram-Ram bhe karne padya karah.......;)

Bhai Sabne mere Ram - Ram Say (JAT tai Nuah Karya Karahan!)

Dahiya Bhai ..... tere tahin Special Ram-Ram !
Click to expand...

bhai re rana saab leli raam raam .........hahahahhah
er biree iisi koi baat na se yaar........raam raam te roz hoti rehya karre baaki rahi baat...........roz visit si kar diya kar bhai er nyu kariye .......aare hansi ka tasalla sa baga diya kar bhai hum bhi thoda bahut haans lyange...........
lekin isse isse faadhu na baga diye.........hum bhi mar sakana san faddhu chutkalle hahhahahahahha killkii pe killkki.........dekh li hogi tanne bhi......:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
le te

keshavdahiya said:
bhai rana saab welcome here on jatland.......

aan dyo kise me dum ho to iste bhi bhundde bhunde.........oooooo RATHEE ruuukkkkkkkkkaaaaaaa.......ann de ne riitle
Click to expand...
oooo kasaiiiiiii..........ibb itnaa baddaa rukkaa maar e diya te tanne kyun laajaaunn..............hahaha..........kilki............gagu......pe........gagu.@lajjaaunn:D:D

ek be bhai ek bakra ar bakri ek bill main badde pyaar te rehyaa kardee.............hahahah...................te ek din bakri ek sher maat ke lyaaii.......arr bakre taain usnne ek haad bhi naa diyaa chussaann ney.........:cool:

te bhai bakre ke choo uth gyaa ........ar uth ke bakri ne bolyaa.....`TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ............:mad::mad:

arr nyu keh ke janda rehyaa kise doosri ekli bakri ke bill ne dhundann..........:D:D:D

ibb aa jaaooooooo kunsaa aawegaa............parr yo te saachi main theek goooo diyaa...........hahaha...................haansi aaii.................hahha;):D
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top