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>>Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
>>Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
>>A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"
>>Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
>>What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
>>Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
>>What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
>>Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
>>Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena
>>Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
>>Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
>>A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"
>>Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
>>What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
>>Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
>>What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
>>Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
>>Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena
>>Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.