80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a "sardars Are Not
Stupid" Convention.
The leader says,
"We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.
The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 sardars start cheering,
"Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 of you in one place and
we have the world-wide press and global broadcast
media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.
" So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed,
looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh
-everyone is disheartened,
the sardar starts crying and the 80,000 sardars
begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance
" What is 2 plus 2?"
The sardie closes his eyes,
and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?".
Throughout the stadium
pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000
sadies jump to their feet,
wave their arms,
stomp their feet and scream...
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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
Stupid" Convention.
The leader says,
"We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.
The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 sardars start cheering,
"Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 of you in one place and
we have the world-wide press and global broadcast
media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.
" So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed,
looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh
-everyone is disheartened,
the sardar starts crying and the 80,000 sardars
begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance
" What is 2 plus 2?"
The sardie closes his eyes,
and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?".
Throughout the stadium
pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000
sadies jump to their feet,
wave their arms,
stomp their feet and scream...
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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
