Sardar's quiz (8)
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Utsedh and Pradeep:
You both are so brilliant! You figured out the answer..but how do you know if he has one... (mind)?
You both are so brilliant! You figured out the answer..but how do you know if he has one... (mind)?
Dude, let me make it easy on you! I wanted to post all these as a response to the very first quiz that you posted but somehow waited this long. At least now, you will have to work a little hard to find new jokes hehe!
Q: What do you do when a sardarji throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell........He's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the sardarji doing when he holds his hands tightly over
his
ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2
hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do sardarjis work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did the sardarji do when he noticed that someone had
already
written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you confuse a sardarji?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: because below 18 was not allowed
Q : Why did a Sardar ji put lipstick on his forehead ?
A: Because he wanted to make-up his mind.
Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What does a sardarji say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What do you get when you offer a sardarji a penny for his
thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his
window
seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the
middle
row.
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a sardarji with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a Supermarket
Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut
it
in
six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardarji parade.
Q: A sardarji was asked if he believed in smoking.
A: He said, "Yes, I've seen it done."
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Sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: What do you do when a sardarji throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell........He's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the sardarji doing when he holds his hands tightly over
his
ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2
hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do sardarjis work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did the sardarji do when he noticed that someone had
already
written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you confuse a sardarji?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: because below 18 was not allowed
Q : Why did a Sardar ji put lipstick on his forehead ?
A: Because he wanted to make-up his mind.
Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What does a sardarji say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What do you get when you offer a sardarji a penny for his
thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his
window
seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the
middle
row.
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a sardarji with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a Supermarket
Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut
it
in
six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardarji parade.
Q: A sardarji was asked if he believed in smoking.
A: He said, "Yes, I've seen it done."
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Sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Hi Satyeshwar,
Happy New Year !
I was expecting this compilation just after my first or second posting. I also could have posted all this in one shot but i was trying to make it interesting and long lasting. Anyway, now i will try some thing else in order to keep it up.
Wish you a great new year 2002.
- Utsedh
Happy New Year !
I was expecting this compilation just after my first or second posting. I also could have posted all this in one shot but i was trying to make it interesting and long lasting. Anyway, now i will try some thing else in order to keep it up.
Wish you a great new year 2002.
- Utsedh
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Pradeep and Sateyshwar:
Now we know how to keep Utsedh busy....
Now we know how to keep Utsedh busy....
Bhai Pradeep, Bhanda phodan binya maja kyookar aavega?
Aapne to in prashano ke uttar pehle te hi aaven the, isliya saad deni si jawab likho the, aur hum baaki sab aap dono ka muh dekhe jaaven the!
Meri Maano, Yo bhanda to phoodva hi ho tha!
Aapne to in prashano ke uttar pehle te hi aaven the, isliya saad deni si jawab likho the, aur hum baaki sab aap dono ka muh dekhe jaaven the!
Meri Maano, Yo bhanda to phoodva hi ho tha!
Bhaiyyo,
Ye tou chalo bhanda phoot gaya. Per aur sabko kya ho gaya ki kai dino se koi masala nahi aaya. Bhanda mera hi tou phoota hai subka tou nahi phoota. Achcha time kat raha tha mera bhi aur logo ka bhi ye jab se bhanda phoota hai maine tou koi joke/shoke dekha nahi site per. Chalo mai hi ek aadh joke post karne ki try karta hoo.
Per ek baat hai, her joke kisi na kisi ka suna hua hota hai, aise bahut kam jokes hote hai jo kisi ne na sune ho. Aur itna time kisi ke pass nahi hota ki koi khud ghar per baith kar roj jokes banaye. Maine bhi jitne jokes yaha per padhe hai unme se bahut saare padhe hue the.
Tou isme bhanda phodne ya na phodne ki koi baat nahi hai bhai.
Aapas me bhanda phodne me lage rahenge tou yaha per kaun post karega. Jab se bhanda phoda hai tumne koi naya jokes etc. dekha hai yaha per.
Take care...
- Utsedh
Ye tou chalo bhanda phoot gaya. Per aur sabko kya ho gaya ki kai dino se koi masala nahi aaya. Bhanda mera hi tou phoota hai subka tou nahi phoota. Achcha time kat raha tha mera bhi aur logo ka bhi ye jab se bhanda phoota hai maine tou koi joke/shoke dekha nahi site per. Chalo mai hi ek aadh joke post karne ki try karta hoo.
Per ek baat hai, her joke kisi na kisi ka suna hua hota hai, aise bahut kam jokes hote hai jo kisi ne na sune ho. Aur itna time kisi ke pass nahi hota ki koi khud ghar per baith kar roj jokes banaye. Maine bhi jitne jokes yaha per padhe hai unme se bahut saare padhe hue the.
Tou isme bhanda phodne ya na phodne ki koi baat nahi hai bhai.
Aapas me bhanda phodne me lage rahenge tou yaha per kaun post karega. Jab se bhanda phoda hai tumne koi naya jokes etc. dekha hai yaha per.
Take care...
- Utsedh
O guru, Jatton ke chutkule bol de ek aadh, Sardaron ne rahan de bhai! Pher koi kuch na bole tere te!
yaar tu kaha raha hai ki jaatto per kuchh likhu per koi kahata hai ki "It is not the purpose of this site to establish Jatness", samajh me nahi aata ki ye site jaatto ki hai ya koi bhi aakar isme kuchh bhi post kar de. I'm really in a fix. Bhai pahele ye decide karlo ki is site ka kya purpose hai aur isme kaun or kya post kar sakta hai.
- Utsedh
- Utsedh
Tu humne bhi pitvaavega apni gailaan!
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I think that we should not discuss anyone's personal interests in this site openly. Please feel free to send me an email.
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Utsedh Bhai,
Sorry i read it a bit late. But can you tell me what is the definition of "Jatness" ?? To me 'Jatness' means having/showing unique good qualities of a community called Jats.
As far as i go, this site is meant for Jats, mainly Hindu Jats. If someone told you that posting Jokes on Jats( of course not in a derogatory manner) is not part of it, then i do challenge it.
The home page of the site mentions the purpose of this site. Use your own wisdom along with the stated purpose to draw boundaries on what should be published and what not. Its not a intitute where stated rules are inforced.
According to my understanding of 'Jatness', the site does have the purpose to spread it. And i dare to defend it.
-_Rajesh Sindhu
Sorry i read it a bit late. But can you tell me what is the definition of "Jatness" ?? To me 'Jatness' means having/showing unique good qualities of a community called Jats.
As far as i go, this site is meant for Jats, mainly Hindu Jats. If someone told you that posting Jokes on Jats( of course not in a derogatory manner) is not part of it, then i do challenge it.
The home page of the site mentions the purpose of this site. Use your own wisdom along with the stated purpose to draw boundaries on what should be published and what not. Its not a intitute where stated rules are inforced.
According to my understanding of 'Jatness', the site does have the purpose to spread it. And i dare to defend it.
-_Rajesh Sindhu
Rajesh bhai,
Jat Balwan, Jai Bhagwan.
I am totally agreed with your points here regarding the Jatness and this site itself. And fortunately nobody has asked me yet not to post jokes on Jats. But i was surprised when somebody wrote in here that "It is not the purpose of this site to establish Jatness". This sentence really raised my eye brows. That's why some questions were raised in my mind inspite of knowing the answers of those. But i wanted to hear those answers from a very active,responsible, a PURE JAT and Jat fanatic person like you. Today, I am glad to hear those answers from you.
Again, Jat Balwan, Jai Bhagwan.
(I hope Ranvir Bhai won't sue me for using his signature lol......., but i love this sentence)
- Utsedh
Jat Balwan, Jai Bhagwan.
I am totally agreed with your points here regarding the Jatness and this site itself. And fortunately nobody has asked me yet not to post jokes on Jats. But i was surprised when somebody wrote in here that "It is not the purpose of this site to establish Jatness". This sentence really raised my eye brows. That's why some questions were raised in my mind inspite of knowing the answers of those. But i wanted to hear those answers from a very active,responsible, a PURE JAT and Jat fanatic person like you. Today, I am glad to hear those answers from you.
Again, Jat Balwan, Jai Bhagwan.
(I hope Ranvir Bhai won't sue me for using his signature lol......., but i love this sentence)
- Utsedh
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