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Dear Jatlanders, I am sure this joke must have been shared earlier. But still here it goes

Ek lamba aur patla sa chora apni saurad chalya gaya. Raat en jab rotiyan ka time hoya to sauradiyan ne dharti pe daari beejha di. us pe woh ukdu baith ke roti khaan lagya. Chori ke dadi ne sochya le bateo aaya hai, puchkar dyon ja ke. Dadi ne deekh tha kam. Pahle to usne chore ka left goda puchkar diya, pher sar puchkar diya ar jande jande right goda bhi puchkar diya. Er pher boli " Achya teeno bhai aa rahe ho"
 
lambe hon ka duke ye hon lag ga aaj kal tho.........................bhai baat tho hai chorre they dadi ne man bhi teeno bar di hogi
jitendersandhu said:
Dear Jatlanders, I am sure this joke must have been shared earlier. But still here it goes

Ek lamba aur patla sa chora apni saurad chalya gaya. Raat en jab rotiyan ka time hoya to sauradiyan ne dharti pe daari beejha di. us pe woh ukdu baith ke roti khaan lagya. Chori ke dadi ne sochya le bateo aaya hai, puchkar dyon ja ke. Dadi ne deekh tha kam. Pahle to usne chore ka left goda puchkar diya, pher sar puchkar diya ar jande jande right goda bhi puchkar diya. Er pher boli " Achya teeno bhai aa rahe ho"
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kitne baddey chutkale ki baatt main so aap jis main 10 din lag ja phadan main bhi ............................copy paste karu ke ji koi bada sa joke
sunitahooda said:
Matlab tanne "bhi" likhya tha:D oon tere arr Jitender ke ilawa bhi ghanya nai likhya tha....par mai to aur bi baddey chutkale ki baatt mai su:rock
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shi ke rhe ho aap sunita ji main tho aaj thyi aapki kkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:rockko na samj paya humor tho bhut dur ki baat sa ji
sunitahooda said:
Na Rocky Ji...aap na samjh pao mera humor ka "LEVEL":rock killkiiiiiiiiiii@ humor ka level:p:p
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rocky0036 said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shi ke rhe ho aap sunita ji main tho aaj thyi aapki kkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:rockko na samj paya humor tho bhut dur ki baat sa ji
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Hahahahahaha:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock

Isi isi baat na likhya kar aade loga ka khoon badhe bhi hai ar jale bhi hai

ya baat sun ke kise ka adhi kilo khun fuk jaga
 
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Na thadhey maansa ke bass ki baat sai....jyah tai sukkley/mareekley/ arr haan jalliyar maansa ke samhan ki baat konya:Dha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....Jo pahlya jalle bhunney baithe hon un kai to samjh naa aave:D
rocky0036 said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shi ke rhe ho aap sunita ji main tho aaj thyi aapki kkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:rockko na samj paya humor tho bhut dur ki baat sa ji
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jitendersandhu said:
Dear Jatlanders, I am sure this joke must have been shared earlier. But still here it goes

Ek lamba aur patla sa chora apni saurad chalya gaya. Raat en jab rotiyan ka time hoya to sauradiyan ne dharti pe daari beejha di. us pe woh ukdu baith ke roti khaan lagya. Chori ke dadi ne sochya le bateo aaya hai, puchkar dyon ja ke. Dadi ne deekh tha kam. Pahle to usne chore ka left goda puchkar diya, pher sar puchkar diya ar jande jande right goda bhi puchkar diya. Er pher boli " Achya teeno bhai aa rahe ho"
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hahahahaha bahoot achhe bhai.

Yu hai andy souda....KKIILLKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......... :D
 
gana badia batya mere bare main aapne
waise muje ye sab chize aapne bare main nhi pata thi aaj aapne bata dhaynawaad ji aapka


sukkley/mareekley/ arr haan jalliyar

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
sab jante hai yha kon kisse jalta hai
muje kis main asi koi baat najar nhi ati ki muje usse jalna pade
muje jalne ke lie mujse superb hona ptedga ji
okey try ur best ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

sunitahooda said:
Na thadhey maansa ke bass ki baat sai....jyah tai sukkley/mareekley/ arr haan jalliyar maansa ke samhan ki baat konya:Dha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....Jo pahlya jalle bhunney baithe hon un kai to samjh naa aave:D
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Tumney to baat "DIL" pe le li.....Manjeet tumharey barey mein to maine nahi likha tha ye....SACHI ab SOCHO kiske barey mein tha:D you look fit n fine;)

P.S.- Tumhe ya kisi aur ko jaanne ki kinchit ichha nahi hai meri....abhi to mai khud ko hi samjhna chah rahi hoon:p
rocky0036 said:
gana badia batya mere bare main aapne
waise muje ye sab chize aapne bare main nhi pata thi aaj aapne bata dhaynawaad ji aapka


sukkley/mareekley/ arr haan jalliyar

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
sab jante hai yha kon kisse jalta hai
muje kis main asi koi baat najar nhi ati ki muje usse jalna pade
muje jalne ke lie mujse superb hona ptedga ji
okey try ur best ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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thanx ji well wo muje kuch nhi pata aap kiske baare main khe rhe they
well wo sab majak main hai tho dil pe lene wali konsi baat hai ji fir

waise mere pass sochne ke lie dimag hai per main uska use nhi karna chata
coz muje aapna dimag nye dimag ke rate pe sell karna hai tho no use
sunitahooda said:
Tumney to baat "DIL" pe le li.....Manjeet tumharey barey mein to maine nahi likha tha ye....SACHI ab SOCHO kiske barey mein tha:D you look fit n fine;)

P.S.- Tumhe ya kisi aur ko jaanne ki kinchit ichha nahi hai meri....abhi to mai khud ko hi samhna chah rahi hoon:p
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Acha hai....deemag use nahi karna chahte to....baki logon ki tarah waste bi nahi karna chahiye:p Good luck for this SALE DEED of your new brain:D
rocky0036 said:
thanx ji well wo muje kuch nhi pata aap kiske baare main khe rhe they
well wo sab majak main hai tho dil pe lene wali konsi baat hai ji fir

waise mere pass sochne ke lie dimag hai per main uska use nhi karna chata
coz muje aapna dimag nye dimag ke rate pe sell karna hai tho no use
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