Scientists in heaven

[hamendra]

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven... They decide to play
hide-n-seek...
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den... He is supposed to
count
unto 100... and then start searching...
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of
Einstein...
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... He opens his eyes and
finds Newton standing in front...
Einstein says "Newton's out. Newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says I am not out... He claims that he is not Newton...
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton....
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared... That makes me
Newton per meter squared....
Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, therefore
Pascal is OUT

 

[shalini]

Good one
Shalini

 

[rkumar]

Hamendra!

Einstein puts one of his leg inside the square and catches Newton...Newton+ one leg of Einstein inside the square does not make pascal...hehehhee..

Newton pakda gayaaaaaaaa.....LOL

RK^2

 

[hamendra]

Hamendra!

Einstein puts one of his leg inside the square and catches Newton...Newton+ one leg of Einstein inside the square does not make pascal...hehehhee..

Newton pakda gayaaaaaaaa.....LOL

RK^2

Yes Sir,

Kya kar sakte hai sir Jee.

 

[rajeshrathee]

nice one
majaa aa gaya

 

[poonam]

Us time original Pascal kahan mar gaya tha...

Waise woh bhi aa jata to bhi Newton nahi ‘out’ hota. Poochho kaise? Tab Newton kehta ki main Pascal ka ‘clone’ hoon…ha ha ha…bad joke… Raabert (Ajit ki style main) ki yaad aa gayi...

(Btw joke chahe kaisa bhi ho opening statement badi interesting hai…. “Once all the scientists die……” )