Scoffs--Seema Sindhu

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What's the toughest thing about marriage?
Being married!!!


What's the difference between saurav ganguly and god?
At least god doesn't think he is ganguly!!!
 
ek doctor apne dost te bolya ke aaj to yaar maine apni patient ke saath galat kaam kar diya aur bahut aatmglani ho ri hai. man baar baar kah hai ke at least patient ke sath nahin karna chahiye tha. Uska dost bolya koe baat na kabhi kabhi aisa ho ja hai doctori line main. Doctor bolya, ek yaar tane bera hai main dangra ka doctor hoon...............
 
ek baar lalu prasad aur nitish kumr (bihar wale) ko bush ne dinner pe bula liya. Wahan dining table pe saar gold ke utensils the. Nitish ke man mein lalach aa gaya aur usne do chamach apni kot ki jeb main dal liye. Lalu ki nazar padgi to is baat te dukhi ke yo nitish mere hote huye chamach kaise le jaaga. Usen Bush ko kahaya ke main ek jaadu dikhaaunga. Bush bola ke aan de. Lalu nu bolya ke main 2 chamach apni jeb main rakhta hoon aur nitish ki jeb chek karo ye wahan likdenge.

Bechara nitish khali haath aagaya
 
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