A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their
domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful
& loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the
secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited
the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by
horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife
quietly said, 'that's once'." We proceeded a little further and the
horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was
shouting, she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. "And we
lived happily ever after."
domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful
& loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the
secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited
the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by
horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife
quietly said, 'that's once'." We proceeded a little further and the
horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was
shouting, she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. "And we
lived happily ever after."
