Share None Jat Jokes

[jaatdesi]

Laziness is the m0ther 0f all the bad habits..
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Ultimately she is a m0ther and we sh0uld respect he​

 

[vijaykajla1]

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

 

[rajpaldular]

डॉक्टर- आपकी पत्नी अब केवल दो दिन की अतिथि है. आई एम सॉरी.

संता सिंह जी - सॉरी की कोई बात ही नही है डॉक्टर साहब, जब 20 वर्ष निकल गये तो 2 दिन भी निकल ही जाएंगे.
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[vijaykajla1]

पत्नी पति से- तुम बाहर जाते हो तो मुझे डर लगा रहता है।

पति- ठीक है जल्दी आ जाया करूंगा।

पत्नी- इसी बात का तो डर डर लगा रहता है।

 

[jsrana]

New accounting terminology to go into effect:

1Crore = 1 Khoka

500Cr = 1 Koda

1000Cr = 1 Radia

10000Cr = 1 Kalmadi

100000Cr = 1Raja

 

[rajpaldular]

पति (पत्नी से)- न कजरे की धार, न मोतियों के हार, न कोई किया श्रृंगार, फिर भी इतनी सुंदर हो.

पत्नी (क्रोध में आकर) - साफ-साफ कहो ना कि मेकअप के पैसे नही दोगे.
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[jaatdesi]

cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU​

 

[jaatdesi]

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Say Lauta.

Maa: Kahan Thay?

Beta: Emotional film Dekhnay Gaya Tha
'MAA kA PYAR'.
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Maa: Ab ander Ja kay Action Film Dekh..
'BAAP ki MAAR​

 

[jaatdesi]

Change Cannot Be Found,instead Change Must Be Brought By You.
superb Lines By (Canteen Waala)
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mehrbani Karke Khule Paise De

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[jaatdesi]

Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Ate​

 

[jaatdesi]

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin
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Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete​

 

[jaatdesi]

Employee: I Need Salary Increment.
3 Other Companies Are After Me.

Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?

Employee: Electricity,
Telephone
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Credit Card...!!​

 

[jaatdesi]

Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin.
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95 Rupees ! ;->
Moral: Itna Intelligent Ban'ne Ki Zarorat Nai Hy...!!!​

 

[jaatdesi]

Height Of Creativity:

I've Saved My Grl Frnd's Number As BATTERY LOW.

So, Whenever She Calls & I'm Not Around,

My Mom Plugs My Phone 2 Charger Unknowingly​

 

[jaatdesi]

Meaningful line written on
Women Shoe Shop:

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" 20% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes "​

 

[jaatdesi]

A Guy Searching These
Keywords On Google

"How To Have A
Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"Pakistani Lagtey Ho .​

 

[jaatdesi]

The Three Magical words Every Guy Dies to Hear from A Girl...
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I Was Wrong..​

 

[jaatdesi]

A Kid With His Mom On
The Way To Home Saw A
Couple Kissing On The Road. . .

He Shouted: Look Mom, Look
That Boy And Girl Are Fighting
For A Chewing Gum !​

 

[jaatdesi]

Boss: For A Guy With No
Experience, You're Asking
For A High Salary. . . ? ?

Guy: Yes. The Work Is Harder
When You Don't Know
What You're Doing .​

 

[jaatdesi]

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors ​