Sharing exciting journey moments

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Ek din hamare man mein viman yatra ka khyal aaya
kabhi bail-gadi par baithe nahi the, hawa mein udne ko dil aaya
Hawai-adde pahunche to ticket–counter ko nadard paaya
Jab hamne ek mahashay se pata pucha to unhone hamari naak ki seedh wala kamara batlaya.
Hum un mahashay par thoda muskraye, kyonki apni naak ki seedh mein hamne kude-daan ko rakha hua paya.
Jab ticket–counter pahunche to ek lambi si katar ko khada hua paaya
Garmi se behaal ho kar jub hamne apni ticket dekhi to number 420 likha paaya
Hawai-jahaj mein chadhe to air-hostess ne apni nazron ko hamare libas ki tarf dodaaya.
Yaatriyon ki hame dekh kar ghighi bandh gayi, jab air-hostess ne hamara taarukh
hamare ticket number 420 se karvaya.
Hamane bhi badni shaan se apna kala chashma naak par chadha kar kaanon par lagaya.
Yaatri badi besabri se viman ke udne ka intizar kar rahe the kyonki hamari daya se viman 4-5 ghante se nahi tha ud paaya.
Jab hamne ek shakhs ki aur dekha to unki shakl ko hmare adhyaapak ji ki shakl se milta hua paaya
Ek jor se awaaj hui, aur hamne apne ko jameen par leta ua paaya
Maa ne jor se awaaj di aur hame hamari gahari neend se jagaaya
Yah thi hamari viman-yatra kahiye aapko kaisa anand aaya.

hahahahha kamal...
hadh ho gi yaar!!! itne dhyan te padha yo sauda arr ending mein sapna paaya yo te..... waise mazedaar tha ekdum :p
 
Jat the Fighter

hi all,
i have been travelling in planes since i was 14yrs old.
but there was just one flight which i remember the most.
the flight from new delhi to singapore to tokyo to sanfrancisco to new orleans in march 2001.
singapore airlines all the way.
i made friends with airport workers.
in new delhi, after checking in my luggage and going through customs i just wanted to say final goodbye to my parents but a haryanavi police man stopped me, "re chore je tu baarne gaya te tane ulta na ghoosan doonga".
i replied " mere maa arr babu baarne khade se, unke aashirwaad liye bagaiyer mein naa jaoonga"
his name was hawaldar sumandar singh, jat from village asoda sonipat.
he escorted me to meet my parents and along with my parents blessings i recieved his blessings too.
 
Ek bar mein GOA expressse Dilli aa raha tha

To raste mein mhare baraber pe jo RAC wali birth ho uspe ek sardar taang thau so raha tha,ar uske upar ek lugai ar uska balak

balak tha chotta to usne moot diya ar wo moot aake gira sardar ke munh pe, sardar utha ar lugai ku kaha bahanji aapke bete ne mere munh pe moot diya :mad:

Lugai jhep si gayee kahti, na ji wo to bottle se pani gir gaya hoga - usne baat palatne ki koshish ki

sardar bolya - manne bekoof maanri ke, mein taste karya hai yo:p

Hahaha bhaio yaa kattei asli daastaaan hai
 
Four months back when i boarded AIR INDIA flight from HONGKONG it was a horrifying experience.........i couldn't find my seat number coz it was too confusing so i asked one hostess to assist me anddddd.....that lady was very rude..........then i closed my eyes for a while dreaming of landing in INDIA and suddenly one loud and hash voice scared the hell out of me.......she was hostess and screamed'ORANGE JUICE' very close to my ear.....damn it was pathetic......AIR INDIA hostesses really screwed me up........i think they need to learn how to behave with passengers........may be they should learn it from Cathy Pacific,Lufthansa,British airways or even from Indian Airlines crew
 
My experiences with Air India has been fine, certainly not with IC (indian airlines)

AI stuffs u with food, n tht too good indian food, that is what i like about it. And Air Hostess whom i have come accross on my flight with Air India have been quite good , though they were not young but were well dressed and quite pleasent to talk to and look at.
 
Four months back when i boarded AIR INDIA flight from HONGKONG it was a horrifying experience.........i couldn't find my seat number coz it was too confusing so i asked one hostess to assist me anddddd.....that lady was very rude..........then i closed my eyes for a while dreaming of landing in INDIA and suddenly one loud and hash voice scared the hell out of me.......she was hostess and screamed'ORANGE JUICE' very close to my ear.....damn it was pathetic......AIR INDIA hostesses really screwed me up........i think they need to learn how to behave with passengers........may be they should learn it from Cathy Pacific,Lufthansa,British airways or even from Indian Airlines crew

lol....Can't stop laughing...guess why????

I hv had similar experience while i was on board Air India on the way to Bangkok. Air Hostess spill coffee over me while serving it and when i looked at her with surprise, she had the guts of asking me...whether i had a tissue paper or she should get one for me. I was shocked to see this kind of service. Moroever, she was one old sick looking Air Hostess. I think she was frustrated from the time she boarded the flight. She was so rude that i didn't feel like eating anything on the flight.

This was my first and the last experience with Air India. I have had the best of the experience with other international airlines but Air India...trust me never ever again...
 
Ha! Ha! Good, so now that this is turning into a real Air India bashing thread, I too shall try and steer it back to some similar exciting air journey moments:

No, not on Air India, but definitely about an Air-jouney (or more specifically; about what happend before it on the airport).....also, I apologize for describing an actual incident that was not personally my own experience but that of a friend's actually!.... But then it is so amazing and also so recent (about a couple of weeks ago) that it is definitely worth reading about!!!

[Also, and more importantly this tells you a lot about how some of us may always think of how things have to do with racial backlash and ethinic issues, but the plain fact is that the times on security issues after 9/11 have changed forever everywhere, doesn't matter what race or ethinicity! Period!...]

Alright, a lil' bit about this friend of mine first; he is an American-American (gora dude) sports a reddish craggy beard (almost like the unabomber!)... thin and tall like a rail and was on his way to be the best man on his friends wedding in Washington DC.

As luck would have it (and thanks to all those great air travel online prices) he had the trip to DC and back on two separate airlines...(getting interesting now; remember these details)
....and of course being a procastinator was there a lil' late and so after the check-in, was rushing madly looking for his gate... and in due time now getting a lil' panicky he of course starts asking people if they know where C-4 is!!! LOL! (now just to put this whole scenario in perspective; C-4 is also the name of an explosive! :D ).... and the next gents he stops and inquires of innocently, of course are non other than two security officers there....and after asking the same question (keep his description in mind) is promptly told,"Sir, you can't be going around doing this... please, you need to come with us, right now!"....

long story short, after a whole bit of questioning in a back room, with some suit-clad agents and explaining his one-way ticket and after showing his boarding pass (with the in-famous gate's name/number on it) is finally let off, just in time to make his flight .... no doubt feeling a sigh of relief and a whole lot more smarter (and not to mention; with very much shaved off whiskers now)!!!
 
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