Sher ka Byaah

[jagmohan]

I heard this one recently, though I believe it is an old one.

Sher ke byaah main ek moosa machya machya haande tha. Gale main dhol taang rahya aur daru pee rahyi ar bera na ke ke.

Ek Gadar us tahin bolya “aan rai Moose, itna kyoon riffal rehya sai” .

Moosa bolya “kyoon na riffloon. Yo sher mera bhai sai”

Gadar bolya “O kyukar?”

Moosa bolya “byah tai pehlyan main bhi isa e tha”

Jai Ram Ji Ki

Lt Col JS Malik (Retd)

 

[uday]

Ha... Ha.. good one..
Andaaz ND tha... :-D :-D :-D

 

[amitsangwan]

Jai Ram Ji Ki
Colonal Saahab

 

[navingulia]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
badiya sai sir jee, gyaan aa gayaa

 

[sanjeevmalik]

“Sheron ki kasm” chuyein boolte hain,
Shaadi ke angaron pe bahuth chalte hain,
Hum bhi chalein hain, thum bhi chaloge,
Yeh jahar pee ke bhi jinda rahoge,
Jo kabhi nahin kiya, woh shaadi ke bad karoge,
Dil mein dard hoga, par duniya ke samne muskrate rahoge.

 

[surinderkumar]

wonderful Col Malik sir

Maj Surinder Kumar

 

[ndeshwal]

retire ho ke jee se le raho sir

 

[anjana_sangwan]

Bahut Achha tha Sir, har roz ek jarur likhiyega, ghar ne ja ki apne ma-babu ne sunaungi, tadke pehli hasaan khatr sahi se.

Thanks for the dose of laughter !!

Anju