Sher-o-Shayari

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Friends apne funny, humour se bharpoor sheyrs yaha paste kariye ... starting with some

तोहार चेहरा मोती समान
मोती हमार कुत्ते का नाम :p

तेरे द्वारे पर सनम हज़ार बार आयेंगे
तेरे द्वारे पर सनम हज़ार बार आयेंगे
घंटी बजायेंगे और भाग जायेंगे :D

ना वो इनकार करती है
ना वह इकरार करती है
कम्बख्त मेरे ही सपनो में आकर
मेरे ही दोस्त से प्यार करती है ;)

तुमको देखा तो एक ख्याल आया
तुमको देखा तो एक ख्याल आया
तुम्हारी सहेली को देखा
तो दूसरा ख़याल आया :eek:

और भी बहुत सी चीजें लुट चुकी है दिल के साथ
ये बताया दोस्तों ने इश्क फरमाने के बाद
इसलिए कमरे की एक एक चीज चेक करता हूँ में
एक तेरे आने से पहले और एक तेरे जाने के बाद:o:D:p

:D


hahaha... bhai mind karen ki ke baat hai ... arr bhai yo thread manne ye baasi shera tahi na shuru kara ... par ibb ho sakta hai kemme taazi bhi mil jaa... samjha dost ... bhawnao ko samjooo... baaton mein kya rekha hai ????:p

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de ..........Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega.......kabse intzaar me hoon SATURDAY kab aayega.
Hence it is proved v r jaat, devender started with some humerous sher we made it rona dhona
 
Hence it is proved v r jaat, devender started with some humerous sher we made it rona dhona

Pehli hi post mein mast jawab ... chalo koi nahi lage rahoooooooo

Anyways Welcome to JL. Have fun and enjoy here. It will be fine u can can give a brief intro in Introduction thread :)
 
Hence it is proved v r jaat, devender started with some humerous sher we made it rona dhona


Naa bhai insaan jaisa ho na waisi hi baatein karta hai .. main toh abb hoon hi padaishi hasmukh :p:D;) toh hassi waale sheyr likh diye ...
par jab koye rontada ho tei ke karega:D;) ... roveigaaa ... hooooo hoooo karke subki le le :p
 
Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de ..........Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega.......kabse intzaar me hoon SATURDAY kab aayega.


Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de .......... Tu beshakk chahe tei ganga bhaa dei .. konii rokku .. jee bhar kei roooo ... subki le le ...
arr junsa saturday tai pehla chup hoya usnei de rehpat de rehpat mein ruwa dunga ... hehe :p:D;)

Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega....... hooooooooo hooooooooo hoooooooooo ... mein bhi ruwa diya katti ... bass itna bhi senti manna maar... 2 din reh rahe hai bass .. aan aala hai shaniwaar:D;):p


Shweta... not for u ... sheyr ke liye bola
 
Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de ..........Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega.......kabse intzaar me hoon SATURDAY kab aayega.

Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de .......... Tu beshakk chahe tei ganga bhaa dei .. konii rokku .. jee bhar kei roooo ... subki le le ...
arr junsa saturday tai pehla chup hoya usnei de rehpat de rehpat mein ruwa dunga ... hehe :p:D;)

Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega....... hooooooooo hooooooooo hoooooooooo ... mein bhi ruwa diya katti ... bass itna bhi senti manna maar... 2 din reh rahe hai bass .. aan aala hai shaniwaar:D;):p


Shweta... not for u ... sheyr ke liye bola
 
Rone de aaj humko........tu aansooo bahane de .......... Tu beshakk chahe tei ganga bhaa dei .. konii rokku .. jee bhar kei roooo ... subki le le ...
arr junsa saturday tai pehla chup hoya usnei de rehpat de rehpat mein ruwa dunga ... hehe :p:D;)

Baaho mein mujhe le le ........or khud ko tu bheeg jaane de.........hai iss dil mein itna dard...ki tera daman...bhi bheeg jayega....... hooooooooo hooooooooo hoooooooooo ... mein bhi ruwa diya katti ... bass itna bhi senti manna maar... 2 din reh rahe hai bass .. aan aala hai shaniwaar:D;):p


Shweta... not for u ... sheyr ke liye bola

Thanks for the concern and your consoling notes and for not letting me from stop snobbing ! But beware..... you will find it tough to confront the flood then :)
 
Thanks for the concern and your consoling notes and for not letting me from stop snobbing ! But beware..... you will find it tough to confront the flood then :)

hahah ...mein toh Bangalore mein hoon ... beware toh dilli waalon ko hona chahiye jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:p:D;)
 
Off topic reply to off topic query is indipensable........ and to add a second line...... necessary. It keeps my keyboard going !

indipensable........ spelling galat pakad li pakad liiiiiiiiiiiiiii

samandarr ke liye kaa flood kya Sunami... aa jaao ji abb tohhh ... inn aasuoon ko apna hi hissa bana lenge jab samandarr mein mill jaayenge :p:D;)
 
please adhere to the rules.. :mad:

kitni bar yad dilana padega ki one line reply mat karo:mad:... please help us in maintaining the quality of the threads. :)

Thaxs.
 
indipensable........ spelling galat pakad li pakad liiiiiiiiiiiiiii

samandarr ke liye kaa flood kya Sunami... aa jaao ji abb tohhh ... inn aasuoon ko apna hi hissa bana lenge jab samandarr mein mill jaayenge :p:D;)

Ek galati pakadene ke jurm me aap samundar me milne ja rahe the........ wo to acha hua thik time pe maine dekh liya aur aapki jaan bachaane Mukesh ko bhej diya hai..... jab tak wo pahunche....... wahi khade rehna...... :P
 
Ek galati pakadene ke jurm me aap samundar me milne ja rahe the........ wo to acha hua thik time pe maine dekh liya aur aapki jaan bachaane Mukesh ko bhej diya hai..... jab tak wo pahunche....... wahi khade rehna...... :P


kitt sei mukesh ... ibb tahi nahi pohcha.. kadde woh suddha balakkkkk ... nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ... mukesh mere bhai mei aa raha hoon tujhe bachaaneeeeee .. kaha hai mukesh tuuuuuuuuuu :p;):D
 
Kuch or Bekaar Bekaar se

Chalti hai Gaadi Udti hai dhool ...
Jalte hain chamche Khilte hain phool

Kaalhe ek truck ke paache pedha tha .....

Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Ber le lo ber Meethe Meethe Ber..............
 
Thode or bekaar Bekaar se yaad aage

Humne tumko dekha
Tumne humko dekha
Lekin tere baap ne hum dono ko dekha
Aur mujhe football ki tarah
Goal post ke bahar pheka

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne ,
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
Khulle Baal main kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
 
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Galib ki Galiyon se Aawaaj aayi
Ber le lo ber Meethe Meethe Ber..............[/quote]


hahahhahaha ... majja aa gya ... issa hi ek radia mirchi per suna tha

Mohabbatein movie ke gaane se liya gaya ... ussi andaaz mein padhna

ek ladki thi dewaani si
ek ladki thi deewani si
jaane kya woh karti thi
galiyon se gujarti thi
har dam bola karti thiii
glass katori chmmachh le loooooooooo :p:D;)
 
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