Sher-o-Shayari

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lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne ,
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
Khulle Baal main kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola



majja aa gya bhai ... ghana hassa diya tadke tadak
 
Sudhh Sher ...

Devender Bhai ek or yaad aaya .....

Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Ho jya Ganji kerde Savera .....


Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Per ye Jungli jaanver ... mera honsla tod dete hain..
to Ghoslaa apna banaaoon kaise
 
Devender Bhai ek or yaad aaya .....

Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Teri Julfein hain ya Ghanghor Andhera..
Ho jya Ganji kerde Savera .....


Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Teri Julfon ke khane Jungle main basne ka ji chahta hai ..
Per ye Jungli jaanver ... mera honsla tod dete hain..
to Ghoslaa apna banaaoon kaise


hahahahaha ...
aande aande ... aur aande bhai isse he :p
 
Ek Or

Muhabbat Kerne Walon ko inkaar achha nahi Legta
Duniya walon ko pyaar achha nahi legta
Jab tak Ladka - Ladki Bhag na Jaayein
In Salon ko pyaar sachha nahi legta ..
 
ND Chhora - Ramloo

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छोहरा रमलू था चारूं भाइयां मैं सब-तैं छोटा
बाकी सारे मरियल थे पर वो था घणा मोटा
जितना था वो छोटा, उसतैं फालतू था खोटा
दूर तैं इसा लागै था जणूं खेत मैं खड़्या सै झोटा !
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Wah Wah DnD sir pehla Sher Haryanvi Language main Suna hai ... bahut badhiya .... ek main or bataoon

Kidi Mergi paal pe gheesan chaale chemmar
900 jode jutti ban gi saante kai hazaar ..

Jhooth nahi bolaange mehaare jhooth ki sai aan
Panipat ki sardak uper meendak baatein baan ..

Bhanmati ne kuaan joda ... lobaan pehra de ..
Kaag naaka Tod gya Bilai Rooka de....

Meri Daddi Sunaya kerti ise ise .... ib te ye he yaad reh re hain .. baaki bhool gya
 
Kuch or Bhi

Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Aaj Apni Biwi ko jaan kehte hain or maango to inkaar kerte hain

Jise Koyala Samjhe Wo kayua Nikla
Dosti ke naam pe Hayua Nikla
Jo Roka Kerte thee Hame Sheraab Peene se
Unki Jeb se aaj Payua Nikla


Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Jitna Syllabus pedh ke unhone Top Kiya hai
Utna Syllabus Hum Chhor Diya kerte thee

Na Bura Dekhne ka
Na Bura Bolne ka
Na Bura Sun-ne ka
Bas ek kaam Bech Gaya
Wo Bura Kerne ka..

Ghoongat main Tujhe Dekha to Diwana Hua
Sangeet ka Taraana Hua
Shama ka Parwana Hua
Jaise hi tune Ghoongat Uthaya main Duniya se Rawana Hua

Bhagwan ke naam pe ek Patni dede
Apni nahi to Padosi ke dede
Bhagwan Tujhe ek ke Badle 3 dega
Anurag ki terah Prernaa ke saath
Aparnaa or Kamolika Free Dega

Teri GAliyon ke chakker kaat-te kaat-te Kutte mere yaar Ho gaye
Tu to Hemaari nahi Hui .. Hum Kutton ke Sardaar ho gaye

Unki Gali se Mara Janaaja Nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye jenaaja nikla
Unka Ghar aaya to mere dost seeti Bejaane Lage
Rakh-ke mera jenaaja Kameene usko petaane lage
 
:p
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Khabhi Kehte Thee Dost Hemaar ki jaan mango to Haazir hai
Aaj Apni Biwi ko jaan kehte hain or maango to inkaar kerte hain

Jise Koyala Samjhe Wo kayua Nikla
Dosti ke naam pe Hayua Nikla
Jo Roka Kerte thee Hame Sheraab Peene se
Unki Jeb se aaj Payua Nikla


Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Kehdo Pedhne walon se khabhi Hum Bhi Pedha Kerte thee
Jitna Syllabus pedh ke unhone Top Kiya hai
Utna Syllabus Hum Chhor Diya kerte thee

Na Bura Dekhne ka
Na Bura Bolne ka
Na Bura Sun-ne ka
Bas ek kaam Bech Gaya
Wo Bura Kerne ka..

Ghoongat main Tujhe Dekha to Diwana Hua
Sangeet ka Taraana Hua
Shama ka Parwana Hua
Jaise hi tune Ghoongat Uthaya main Duniya se Rawana Hua

Bhagwan ke naam pe ek Patni dede
Apni nahi to Padosi ke dede
Bhagwan Tujhe ek ke Badle 3 dega
Anurag ki terah Prernaa ke saath
Aparnaa or Kamolika Free Dega

Teri GAliyon ke chakker kaat-te kaat-te Kutte mere yaar Ho gaye
Tu to Hemaari nahi Hui .. Hum Kutton ke Sardaar ho gaye

Unki Gali se Mara Janaaja Nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye jenaaja nikla
Unka Ghar aaya to mere dost seeti Bejaane Lage
Rakh-ke mera jenaaja Kameene usko petaane lage


wah ustaad wah ... huzur majja aa gaya :p:D
 
kuch or bhi bekaar se

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
.........
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)


Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

aasman mein char(4) tare
aasman mein char (4) tare
do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
 
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
.........
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)


Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

aasman mein char(4) tare
aasman mein char (4) tare
do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

khatarnaak bahi ... katti dhooma thaa rehya hai bhai sanjeet
 
Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega


devinder bhai yo shayari kasuti seh..aapka jawab nahi....maza aagya bhai...
 
Aalu ki sabji mein neembu nichod dunga
Tu na mili to khana peena chod dunga:p

Thoda sa gand main faila deta hoon ...... ek jat college rohtak ke cultural festival main sunaya tha jab unhone intra university festival host kera tha

Aalu ki sabji main neembu Nichod Dunga
Tu na mili Gulaabo te jungle pani jana bhi chod dyunga:mad:
 
main bhi a gya tem sa kaadh ke

Ek Bahut hi dard Bhera Sher Arj hai... gaur farmaaiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....

haan ye dadhi wale bhai sahab ... jera dhyaan se .. sher ke gehrai main jhaank ker dekhiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....
Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....


Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye
 
Koi kavhai manney gora tey koi kavhai kaluwa :mad:
Koi kavhai manney gora tey koi kavhai kaluwa :mad:
Tam khaao chatni-roti main khaau kheer haluwa :)

Thanks,
Sumit
 
issa issa 1 or hoyaa kerta tha :D

wo dekho udd raha hai kabutarrr
wo dekho udd raha hai kabutarrr

Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr Furr







Ek Bahut hi dard Bhera Sher Arj hai... gaur farmaaiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....

haan ye dadhi wale bhai sahab ... jera dhyaan se .. sher ke gehrai main jhaank ker dekhiyega....

Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....
Tu jab dekhti hai ..to dil main chubhti hai sui....


Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye Uye
 
Udaa kar Tahash Nahash kar de.....
Udaa kar Tahash Nahash kar de.....
Aise Rukte Tuffan dekhe hai Humne


Nishane per pahoonch kar ......
Nishane per pahoonch kar ......
Chukte Tirkamman dekhe hai humne

Zrraa Zrraa Jin ke Immaan ka Gawaah thaa
Aise biktey Insaan dekhe hai humne


Bhai sahab bahut gahri batein karte ho ...theek to ho?
 
Sher-o-shayari

Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
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Are bhai aage bhi to bolo
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Jis ke dil mein dard hai woh dildaar hai.
Jis ke sar mein dard hai woh sardaar hai.
 
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