Sholay with Haryanavi Flavour...

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moranil

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ignore if already posted, kyonki ghane dina baad jatLand aya hun, is beech
ke ke ho liya, bera lagaan main tem to lagagaa.

SHOLAY
WAS A SUPER HIT FILM IN MID 70S.AND ALL WERE SCARED OF GABBUR BUT IT WAS BOLLYWOOD. ITS REMAKE OF SHOLY IN HARYANAWOOD, WITHOUT ANY RITES FROM MR.SIPPY
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BHAI IS
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]SHOLAY[/FONT][FONT=&quot] MEIN SARDAR KI JAGAH TO GABBUR NE TAU KEHWAN SEIN ..,... AUR KHASS BAAT YA HAI GABBUR NEY KOI KONI GOLDDA{HAWA DENA}...... [/FONT]
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FIRST TAKE>>>>>>>>>GABBUR KHATT PEY BETHYA HAI
LIGHTS>>>>>>CAMERA>>>>>>>>ACTION
GABBUR>>>arey kaliya hauka bhar lya
KALIYA>>>> tau, hauka chahey 2 bey bharwa le pher naam leke
bolya kar
GABBUR>>>arey sambha ek bakhora pani ka diye
Sambha>>>> kyun ,uth ke le-le ,ardey BATAU a raha ahi
Gabbur>>>> kall tahm un dono manasan ney pakran rampur gaye
they ,pakad ke lyaye akk unn daru duru pee ke aagaye
kaliya>>>>> Tau ,taney too marwa diye they >wo dono manas koni
theey,,,ek too SUNNY DEOL ka babbu thaa aur
K.B.C aala tha,,massan panda chutwa ke bhajjey,,,,
mMahri to cycle aur bandookh aurey rreh gayi..
GABBUR>>>>>N irey nuksaan karen ke ho tahm to,,,,,,,,,,,eb nu
saarey apni cycle ki chain ke la lo grease aur
rampur chalangey, aur SAMBHEY tu ardey-e -rehiye
pacheey tey kadey ko BATAYU -BATAU AJEY
SAMBHA { mann hi mann mein}>>> eb ke PILIYA den jawega kall
hum ja-e ni aaye
GABBUR>>>>sarkar ne key inam dhrya hai mere pey
kaliya>>>>tere pey koni payiya TINDI bhi tu too apney aap
gaman mein jake poster la-yaye hai
GABBUR>>>>HUM saarey apni apni cycle pey kissey lagen sey
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KALIA>>>JANNU jind aali mill ke 3 wali shift chutti hai
SAMBHA>>>arey kaliye, oorey Basanti bhi pavegi 5, 5 ke
khulley le jayie
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SCENE IN RAMPUR BEFORE ARRIVAL OF DACOITS
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SAAREY APNE GOSSEY ,DANGAR, KAPDEY, KHADD KE KATTEY BHITER KAR LYO DAKKU AA GAYE....
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EK BUDHA{a.k hangal}>>>> ARE dakku aa gaye akk MEIHN [rain}
aa gaya
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KALIYA>>> tau aaj too suaad aa gaya , basnti bhi gelyan
aa rahi hai
gabbur>>>>>thakur kadey ja rhey sein wo dono,,, ye dono rotti-rottiyan mein kit tey pakdey
THAKUR>>>> woon dono to chahye 22 ke bandal mein likdey hoo teri too shord si wooen bharenge,,,,,,dat ja thodi baar tadkey BHAATT mein gayey theey ibey aan ne hoo rahey sain
GABBUR>>>>arey kaliya nu kar bhajj ke gaam key addey pe tey
ek SUMO kar lya ,, is basanti ney too ley key
challan gey
kaliya >>> TAu basanti ney to cycle-e -pey ni bitha le chaluga
ismein ke BBOOHJ{weight} sey
gabbur>>> issa BHEEM koni tu ...rehn dey HIND KESARI
kaliya>>>MAUSI TYRE SILLA KAR DE{chaltey time tyre pe paani dalnne ka riwaz} PHER WARR HOWE SEA
IN SUMO>>>> kaliya >>>arey MAHREY PEY BHI bhi KUHHWA le akk" tera key naam seay BASANTI."
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GABBUR KEY ADDEY KA SCENE
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GABBUR>>>>.jab tak terri paawn chalenge iski saans chalegi
BASANTI>>>>mere pey koni nachya janda ji
VEERU>>>eeb kyan-ne naachey thee tu>>>SATBIR ki chori ke byaa mein too PHARASH{floor} pardan ney ho rahee thee
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GABBUR>>>> NU kar rey sambhey en donu ke kaath ki goli
marr aur BASANTI ardey roti pani ka kar lya karegi
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ITTNEY MEIN THAKUR 9 GAMAN KI PANCHAYAT LE KEY AA GAYA AUR PHAISLA YU HOYA
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AKK GABBUR TU MAHREY NAA BADD JIYE AUR HUM TAHREY KONI BARDAN
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nakal key liyey akal ki jarurat !!!

moranil said:
ignore if already posted, kyonki ghane dina baad jatLand aya hun, is beech
ke ke ho liya, bera lagaan main tem to lagagaa.

SHOLAY
WAS A SUPER HIT FILM IN MID 70S.AND ALL WERE SCARED OF GABBUR BUT IT WAS BOLLYWOOD. ITS REMAKE OF SHOLY IN HARYANAWOOD, WITHOUT ANY RITES FROM MR.SIPPY
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BHAI IS
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]SHOLAY[/FONT][FONT=&quot] MEIN SARDAR KI JAGAH TO GABBUR NE TAU KEHWAN SEIN ..,... AUR KHASS BAAT YA HAI GABBUR NEY KOI KONI GOLDDA{HAWA DENA}...... [/FONT]
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arey oo peacock,,,,,, daaki copy paste maardey haani thoodi si language to badal lenda,,,,,:D ;) ,, naa to yu lilla rang hi badal lenda,,,, aur naa to yu font hi badal lenda,,,,,,,,,,,:D ;) ,,, haha khapeter ney nu ki nu cheap raakhi sey ,,,, hahaha khi khi,,,,,,,,,,,,

ek bey daab yu khatka >>>> http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10824
 
downtoearth said:
arey oo peacock,,,,,, daaki copy paste maardey haani thoodi si language to badal lenda,,,,,:D ;) ,, naa to yu lilla rang hi badal lenda,,,, aur naa to yu font hi badal lenda,,,,,,,,,,,:D ;) ,,, haha khapeter ney nu ki nu cheap raakhi sey ,,,, hahaha khi khi,,,,,,,,,,,,

ek bey daab yu khatka >>>> http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10824

भाई रूपी, आप तो जानते हैं कि मोर हमेशा नहीं नाचता - सिर्फ बरसात में और सावन के महीने में नाचता है । ये हमारे जाटलैंड वाला मोर हफते में एक दिन आता है और एक थेपड़ी पाथ कर चलता बनता है - कुछ दिन पहले भी एक मोटी सी थेपड़ी पाथी थी: Haryanvi Dictionary - उसमें तो 0 कोमेंट हैं - चलो इस बार आपने और मैने भाई की कुछ इज्जत बचा ली !

बुरा मत मानना भाई मोर - तेरा रंग बिरंगा डांस हमें अच्छा लगता है !
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dndeswal said:
भाई रूपी, आप तो जानते हैं कि मोर हमेशा नहीं नाचता - सिर्फ बरसात में और सावन के महीने में नाचता है । ये हमारे जाटलैंड वाला मोर हफते में एक दिन आता है और एक थेपड़ी पाथ कर चलता बनता है - कुछ दिन पहले भी एक मोटी सी थेपड़ी पाथी थी: Haryanvi Dictionary- उसमें तो 0 कोमेंट हैं - चलो इस बार आपने और मैने भाई की कुछ इज्जत बचा ली !

बुरा मत मानना भाई मोर - तेरा रंग बिरंगा डांस हमें अच्छा लगता है !
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hahahaha deswal sir,,,,,,,,,,,, morr nachta hai,,,,,,,,, hahahaha:D :p ;) ,,,, kat diya roog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lakin ibkey too yu chandey bagaan ney hoo rehya hai.............:p ;) ;) ,,,,,,,,, waa bhai rey mor........ tu bhi nd sey daaki ,,,,,,,:D :p ;)
 
downtoearth said:
hahahaha deswal sir,,,,,,,,,,,, morr nachta hai,,,,,,,,, hahahaha:D :p ;) ,,,, kat diya roog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lakin ibkey too yu chandey bagaan ney hoo rehya hai.............:p ;) ;) ,,,,,,,,, waa bhai rey mor........ tu bhi nd sey daaki ,,,,,,,:D :p ;)


MOR te sabte ghanna NDIIIII likkdya....hahhahaha mor ib flight lele.....daiki ne nyu bhi likh raakhya se ke ignore if already posted......hahahaha kilkkiii

HHMMMMMM NDIIII...
 
aagyaa ree..................

aagyaa ree morruu............oo nilleey.........jind country:p main jibb aagg laag lii jibb padyyaa saii jatland kee uppar tu bhii...........chokha sahi kar tu LAUT KE TOO AAYA DOST............un bewafaaoonn kaa kyaa jo ek baar GAEE AUR LAUT KE KABHI NAHI AAEE.......i.e.tomar nd dumrakhiyaa:D types.......thanks buddyy ,, u r realyy NDIIIIIIIII..........:D

arr tanne nu kehh dii thii akk ignore karr dyun ....le kar diyaa..........parr ibb kee mere mann main jo umang taranng uthh lii unkkaa kyaa.......??:p

chall tuu aaj kaii din main aaya saii aajj innee daat lyun sun.:p........ar tanne pehllaan ee application bhii de dii thii,, akk bimarii main performance pee ASAR padd sakke saii..........tee iss marii koii naa.......kheench le meter khinchhaa jaawee te...kilkii.:D:D.....arr ekk aadhaa BAALL uppar bhii uthha rehn diyaa karr kee katii MUMTAAJJ ki dhaall PRESS sii karee reh saii JANNEETTII...........kilkii pe kilkii:D:D

HHMMMMMMM NDIIIIIIIIIIIIII
 
YU DHHODHHA TEEN PAHIYAAN AALLA SACOOTER ADDE PEWI MUNH PADDEIN KHDYA THA ARR ISSKE TEENNU PAHIYAN PINCHCHAR HO RHE THHE ARR ISSMEI TELL BI NA THA ARR YU RUPI,BIKKASSE ARR YU RAKKASS KESSU ISSNEI MAAR DHHAKYAAN KHEENCH LYAYE SAMPLLE....ARR DESWAL JI JHOLLA LE KE BHEETTAR BAITHH GYE.Ha...ha..ha..ha.
 
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devdahiya said:
YU DHHODHHA TEEN PAHIYAAN AALLA SACOOTER ADDE PEWI MUNH PADDEIN KHDYA THA ARR ISSKE TEENNU PAHIYAN PINCHCHAR HO RHE THHE ARR ISSMEI TELL BI NA THA ARR YU RUPI,BIKKASSE ARR YU RAKKASS KESSU ISSNEI MAAR DHHAKYAAN KHEENCH LYAYE SAMPLLE....ARR DESWAL JI JHOLLA LE KE BHEETTAR BAITHH GYE.Ha...ha..ha..ha.


kaka manne saari samajh na aayi:confused: ...bas 3-4 naam paaddhe gaye....ek sacooter...er ek jholla samjh mein aaya....baaki line ghani BOLD kar di aapne( YU CAPS LOCK DAAB KYAN TE LIKH DIYA SAANG)......hahahhahhaa....ke kehna chaho so aap....;)
aur kiise ke samjh aayi.......ya mein ekla bawalla handu sun aare.....hahahahhahaa kilkkii martaa...:D:D:D:D:D hahahahahha....
 
Arey O Mor.... mere yaar laage sei tenne NAKAL MAAR KI B.A. kari sei MDU tein .....ha ha ha ha KILKII @NAKAL MAAR KI B.A............... poorey ke poory panney paad ke le gya hoga MBD mein tein......fer bhi compartment aate hongey tere...... Kasai haddey to sharam kar le...... Koi dhanngg ka soudda na sei to baith ki sunney ja,.......haddey ke fail howann ka darr sei...... ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
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