Should this section only have Jat jokes?

[satyeshwar]

Dosto,
I have been thinking for some time now and need everyone's opinion. Should this section only contain Jat jokes. Admins will actively monitor and delete any non Jat jokes. This is for the simple reason that this site is oriented towards Jats and you can read non jat jokes (especially Sardar jokes) at thousands of other sites on the web.
I am putting up a poll, and it will last 15-20 days after which we will decide which side's opinion is stronger.
Thanks,
Satyeshwar

 

[indarjeetstomar]

bhai sattyeshwar ram-ram,
bhai bilkul theek socha hai,
jat for jat and only jat

Dosto,
I have been thinking for some time now and need everyone's opinion. Should this section only contain Jattu jokes. Admins will actively monitor and delete any non Jaatu jokes. This is for the simple reason that this site is oriented towards Jats and you can read non jat jokes (especially Sardar jokes) at thousands of other sites on the web.
I am putting up a poll, and it will last 15-20 days after which we will decide which side's opinion is stronger.
Thanks,
Satyeshwar

 

[sunitahooda]

Only Jat

Satyeshwar is apne site ki khasiyat ekke se ki ispe nira jatu sauda se....and it makes it UNIQUE so lets not compromise with our UNIQUENESS....Sardaran ne to unay duniya dukhi kare reh se becharan na....hum bhi unke pache laag liye to becharan ki reh reh maatti hoja gi....to pher challan do....ZARA HATT KE...aur garv se kaho hum jat hai

 

[c.p.chhikara]

Bilkul thik

Sate bhai

Ram Ram,

Kati thik se bhai Jata ki land pe te jatu e joke hone chahiye.

 

[keshavdahiya]

sahi keh se bhai

Bhai moderater saab pehlyan to nyu bata JAATU ke hoya karre....
bhai tu itne padhya likha jat se amerika baithya se......kamte kam tham to itni desi baat matna karo.......
agar tu JAATU ki jagaha HARYANVI lkh deta to ghanna badhiya laagta.....
baaki thammne ek baat bataunga.....Yu jatu word darasal rohtak mein camp ke siirre hue punajabi use karya karte pehlyan jib kisse jat ka mazak uddana hota........arr pher thodde din mein mhaare jat bhai JAATU word use karan laag ge . Bhai mera to jii bahut dukhe se jib mhaare aale bhi HARYANVI ki jagaha JAATU word use karren sein. BAAKI THAARI MARZI SE...AAP MAALIK HO.

AND MY PERSONAL REQUEST TO ALL JATLANDERS TO PLEASE USE THE WORD "HARYANVI" INSTEAD OF JAATU

Dusri baat haryanvi jokes post karan ki to sahi hai.......
manne kai be jib haryanvi chutkala jib non-haryanvi ko sunana hoya karre to pehlya haryanvi word translate karne padya karen....
jyukar BUDKKA>>TO BITE
BITODDA>>gossyan ka ghar.....and many others similar words,
Pher chutkale mein swaad sa na aata.
to bhai nyu hi haryanvi mein aan dyo jibbe swaad awega....

cheers

 

[fool4love]

AND MY PERSONAL REQUEST TO ALL JATLANDERS TO PLEASE USE THE WORD "HARYANVI" INSTEAD OF JAATU

exactly!... jaatu feels like... uummm...... .....eehhmmmmm.... ......uuummmm .... bera nahi kee.... but haryanvi.. kasuttt seee...!!!

this section..sud be... of haryanvi.. for haryanvi...by haryanvi

 

[bony]

bahi keshav hum b teri baat ke full supprot mien haan,,, sehi baat batai tane rohtak mien kun jattu kahya karte,,,haryanvi te jamma genuine word hai yo hi use hona chiye,,

 

[satyeshwar]

Hi

Bhaiyon,
Mera yeh iraada bilkul nahi tha ki "jaatu" bol kar kisi ko dukh pohachaoon... lekin I also don't agree to rename it to Haryanvi because that's limiting to Haryana only and last I checked, jats were in U.P, Rajasthan, M.P amongst other places. Anyways, I will change it to Jat jokes... how's that?

 

[moranil]

bhai sattyeshwar ram-ram,
bhai bilkul theek socha hai,
jat for jat and only jat

yaar ye english joke mahari to samaj me nahi aate.
is khatar to hum iis site pe aawan haan.

 

[keshavdahiya]

yaar ye english joke mahari to samaj me nahi aate.
is khatar to hum iis site pe aawan haan.

bhai tera shunkh sabbne sunna ke choddega ke.
ke kehna chawe se tu iibe.
sherr desi ne photu comment alli thread mein aaja, mera kardda ji karrehya se click here....http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12504
baaki tu aare ke kehne chawwe se mere to iibe bhi samjh mein na aayi......,
manne lagge se tanne baithan ki kurssi na paa rehi....killkki...killkki

 

[dndeswal]

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As of now, 'Humor' forum contains 4530 threads and 24530 comments - the largest on this site. None goes to earlier pages to read nice jokes. New threads are added on a daily basis and this forum has become too voluminous. I had earlier suggested that some old stuff should either be deleted or be kept in a separate folder which could perhaps be named as "joke archives" or any such name. We have to draw some line as to what type of jokes should be written here. 'Santa-Banta' and all that are available elsewhere.

There is a 'Haryana Music' forum in 'Mauj Masti' Section and our brethern from UP, Rajasthan, Delhi have no objection in this name, as it also means 'desi music' or 'jatland music'. None should have objection if one more forum with the name 'Rajasthani music' is created. Rajasthani is a sweet language and its taste could be seen in Lata Mangeshkar's song 'Yara seeli seeli' in film 'Lekin'. It can be listened on the Internet at the following link : http://www.musicindiaonline.com/l/17/s/movie_name.1216/singer.84/ I do not mean that 'Rajasthani Music' should contain film songs.

'Haryana' means 'vishal Haryana' which comprises Jatland areas of Western UP, Haryana, Rajasthan, Delhi and some areas of Punjab. If our brothers from Rajasthan etc. have no objection, the new forum could be termed as 'Haryanavi humor'. Otherwise, 'Jat Humor' is equally good. 'Jat Humor' does not mean that jokes are written in Haryanavi language (in Roman alphabets). English may be used freely, as is being done now.
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[dahiyasaab]

shrt sahit sehmat !!!

Bhaiyo lath gaad k sehmat su, par sirf Humur section a kyu,
baki setion bhi lapet lo aer sabte pehla membership ka funda badlo,
bhai na teh jattan k land pe kal chamar ghumte pawenge
aer agar na teh pher humur section bhi as it is chalan do !

 

[lalit_nashier]

kati sachi

bhai ankur kati sahi s tu lakin nu bata how to filter the members. chalni la k bad ja...haha

Bhaiyo lath gaad k sehmat su, par sirf Humur section a kyu,
baki setion bhi lapet lo aer sabte pehla membership ka funda badlo,
bhai na teh jattan k land pe kal chamar ghumte pawenge
aer agar na teh pher humur section bhi as it is chalan do !

 

[keshavdahiya]

bhai handsome photu comment akrre na ke dharya se inn batan mein..
uude tanne chatni karke dikhawange.......just kidding dude
be a sport and real jaat.....

 

[lalit_nashier]

Haji kati badya time pass s kdai choriya p comment kdai photu p comment

bhai dahiya saab
kin batan ki bat karo so btw photu comment wali thread on loga tai s jo bora nahi mantai Am i right??????????
haha

bhai handsome photu comment akrre na ke dharya se inn batan mein..
uude tanne chatni karke dikhawange.......just kidding dude
be a sport and real jaat.....

 

[ravi.shekhar]

Kamal bhai ,
Kya Jat kavel haryana mein hi kya. hum bhale se hi UP mein ho lakin our basic was haryana.

R.S.Singh
Meerut(U.P.)

 

[dndeswal]

Kamal bhai ,
Kya Jat kavel haryana mein hi kya. hum bhale se hi UP mein ho lakin our basic was haryana.

R.S.Singh
Meerut(U.P.)

Bhai Ravi,

I have already clarified that Haryana means 'Vishal Haryana' which includes Jatland areas of UP too. Naming 'Haryana Humor' should not be considered as belonging to Haryana only. Since Haryana is almost in the centre of Jatland, this seems appropriate and I hope our colleagues should not mind this - in the same way as none objects to 'Haryanavi music'. But 'Jat humor' is equally suitable. It should be renamed with the mutual consent of all of us, not just Haryanavis.
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[ratheetheraist]

kati desi aan doooo

bhaaiyoo kati desi haryaanvi aan gyoo aade te ....kyunki aur kise bhasha main to kuch padhan ne jee e na karta.............mere saale kaa

 

[lakra2002]

Bhaiyon,
Mera yeh iraada bilkul nahi tha ki "jaatu" bol kar kisi ko dukh pohachaoon... lekin I also don't agree to rename it to Haryanvi because that's limiting to Haryana only and last I checked, jats were in U.P, Rajasthan, M.P amongst other places. Anyways, I will change it to Jat jokes... how's that?

Hi, man
bhai satyeswar aur te sari baat thik se par maine ek baat bata de ek tu agar bahar kan pakde khada raha karta te tu itni tarki kukar karga bhai. hamne bhi isa e koi formula bata de ne.

don`t mind buddy

your well wisher
dinesh lakra

 

[satyeshwar]

haha

Bhai Dinesh, samay samay ki baat sai. Koi outstanding hokar bhi peeche reh jaave sai ar koi out-standing ho kar bhi aage likad jaa sai. Formula to mehnat ka hi sai bhai!
-Satyeshwar

Hi, man
bhai satyeswar aur te sari baat thik se par maine ek baat bata de ek tu agar bahar kan pakde khada raha karta te tu itni tarki kukar karga bhai. hamne bhi isa e koi formula bata de ne.

don`t mind buddy

your well wisher
dinesh lakra