this joke from Gurpal Gossal , a second -generation Indian immigrant from Manchester via Punjab , was the funniest of 40,000 gags from a staggering 70 countries.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: " my friend is dead! what can I do?" the operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he is dead."
there is a silence , then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what????"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: " my friend is dead! what can I do?" the operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he is dead."
there is a silence , then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what????"