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Drunkard Santa Singh was brought to court. Just before the trial there was
a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table
and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunked Santa Singh immediately responded, "Thank you , your honour,
I'll have a scotch and soda."
:: :: ::
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
:: :: ::
Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Johnny : Well, where did you get mummy then?
:: :: ::
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
:: :: ::
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Johnny : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
:: :: ::
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school again?
Johnny : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
:: :: ::
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
:: :: ::
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
:: :: ::
'For twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
'What happened then?'
'We met.'
a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table
and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunked Santa Singh immediately responded, "Thank you , your honour,
I'll have a scotch and soda."
:: :: ::
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
:: :: ::
Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Johnny : Well, where did you get mummy then?
:: :: ::
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
:: :: ::
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Johnny : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
:: :: ::
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school again?
Johnny : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
:: :: ::
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
:: :: ::
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
:: :: ::
'For twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
'What happened then?'
'We met.'