SMS aaya ree

[dkumars]

ek meri tarf se bhi

"kise ne mere t pyar konya , kise t mane pyar konya,
er meri jindgi isi s janu bhans ki khor m nyar konya"

Mast bhai.... bahut ND... aur bhi liya isse

 

[sunitahooda]

Eyes are not meant
4tears & heart is
not meant 4 fear....

Never get upset but
always cheer....

Beoz u r d 1
who can make ppl
smile for years....

 

[rajkharb]

Co-incidence Decides,whom U Meet In Life
Ur Heart Decides,with Whom U Want 2 Stay In Life
But Only.."destiny"decides,who Stays In Ur Life..

 

[ravileo]

Santa underwear lene gaya
Dukandar ne usse 500rs ka underwear deekhaya.
Santa bola roj phen ne wala de party wear nahi

 

[maniisha]

Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye
or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe ke liye,
guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .

 

[devdahiya]

Santa underwear lene gaya
Dukandar ne usse 500rs ka underwear deekhaya.
Santa bola roj phen ne wala de party wear nahi

Yo ke chhodd diya bhai shyanne.

 

[devdahiya]

Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye
or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe ke liye,
guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .

Har lamha judda hei ek aur lamhe se kuchh aissa
Har lamha fir bhi hota nahin ek jaissa
Lamha jo gujjar gaya wo nahin aata lautt kar
Jaisse kharach kar diya ho paissa.

 

[rahultokas]

Boy : Mujh sey shaadi karoogii??
Girl : Kyaaaaaaaaa??
Boy : Achiii Filmm hai naa??
Girl : Kutteyy k bacchey....
Boy : Whattttttt?
Girl : Kittney cute hottey hai naa.

 

[maniisha]

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya...

 

[rahultokas]

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya...

billkull mere mannn mey bhi same to same khayaaal aayaaa.. tumhey dekh k

 

[maniisha]

billkull mere mannn mey bhi same to same khayaaal aayaaa.. tumhey dekh k

Hupppppppppp

Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole har LADKI apko "BHAI".

 

[rahultokas]

Hupppppppppp

Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole har LADKI apko "BHAI".

oho ibb samjhaa mai... kyon bolley karrey manney saari chorrri bhai

 

[dkumars]

Hupppppppppp

Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole har LADKI apko "BHAI".

Aankho me "badtamiji" Chaal hai "sharabi"
Dil me "Fareb" aur Chehre me "kharabi"

Ibb tei bhaiyya konya... koi tei saiyaa banalo... hehe...
kidding ... mindwa notwa

 

[dkumars]

ibb dekhliyo... kihye ka reply aawe ya nahi par kaka ka jaroor aawega.. hehe

 

[devdahiya]

oho ibb samjhaa mai... kyon bolley karrey manney saari chorrri bhai

ORR kha le nei gulgulle...orr chhedd le appni bua nei.......Polli se munh aale....Hai re off topic hogya mei te..ibb aaweiggi bahu rani Khurppi thha kei khurchan.

 

[devdahiya]

Aankho me "badtamiji" Chaal hai "sharabi"
Dil me "Fareb" aur Chehre me "kharabi"

Ibb tei bhaiyya konya... koi tei saiyaa banalo... hehe...
kidding ... mindwa notwa

Terre bi BANYAN baithhan ka kardda cha chadhh rhya se.........DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.

 

[dkumars]

Terre bi BANYAN baithhan ka kardda cha chadhh rhya se.........DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.

kaka aaj lagei hai mera aakhi bakhat aaliya hai... haas haas kei maran aala hoon... dandruff ke lifafe ... heheheheh

 

[maniisha]

Terre bi BANYAN baithhan ka kardda cha chadhh rhya se.........DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.

hahahahhaha DANDRUFF ke LHIFFAAFFE.....

 

[rajkharb]

zindgi mein hardam haste raho,
hasna jindgi ki jarurat h,
zindgi ko is andaj m jiyo ..
ke log aapko dekh kar kahein ..
wah..zindgi kitni khubsurat h..

 

[pgrewal]

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey