SMS Message #1
Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's ugly decision !
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SMS Message #2
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got
drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided
never to drink water again !!!
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SMS Message #3
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You
are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just
wanted you to read it.
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SMS Message #4
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings
4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache
!
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SMS Message #5
1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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SMS Message #6
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
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SMS Message #7
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very
very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've
misplaced the JOKER.
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* SMS Message #8
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne
kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
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* SMS Message #9
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal
Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's ugly decision !
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SMS Message #2
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got
drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided
never to drink water again !!!
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SMS Message #3
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You
are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just
wanted you to read it.
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SMS Message #4
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings
4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache
!
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SMS Message #5
1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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SMS Message #6
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
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SMS Message #7
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very
very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've
misplaced the JOKER.
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* SMS Message #8
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne
kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
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* SMS Message #9
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal