choudharysaaab
New member
It's really very nice
i have enjoyed it alot
hope u will too.......
so get ready
>tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
>tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge......
>ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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>tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
>tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
>moti hamaar kutte ka naam
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>Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
>Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
>Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
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Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
4. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
5. Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble
brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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why ?? why ??
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Tendulkar is an opener
6. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is
umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai
par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya
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Answer) adidas
10. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells
into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple..
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))
Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi -
Mayuri
gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par
Sharukh
bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal ,vimal
do bhai they,dono
bus
stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor
nahin jata
Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar
raha tha
KYA KHAYAAL HAI........MAZAA AAYA NAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep simling bcoz it gives value to ur face....
i have enjoyed it alot
hope u will too.......
so get ready
>tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
>tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge......
>ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
>
>tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
>tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
>moti hamaar kutte ka naam
>
>Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
>Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
>Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
_______________________________________
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
4. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
5. Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble
brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?
?
why ?? why ??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Tendulkar is an opener
6. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is
umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai
par Dhadkan main nahi?
?
?
Socho socho
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
?
?
Socho...............
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya
tha...................................?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer) adidas
10. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells
into the well. Why ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
nahi pata..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
this is quite simple..
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))
Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi -
Mayuri
gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par
Sharukh
bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
think harder...
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal ,vimal
do bhai they,dono
bus
stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor
nahin jata
Qyo???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar
raha tha
KYA KHAYAAL HAI........MAZAA AAYA NAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep simling bcoz it gives value to ur face....