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.1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's

in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You

shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be

able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too

little to be out alone.


5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they

never mature anyway


6. Men are all the same - they just have different

faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed

the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are

the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to

suggest he is too old for it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real

eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental

hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the

desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men

wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested

in, tell him checkbooks.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you

tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's

in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You

shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be

able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too

little to be out alone.


5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they

never mature anyway


6. Men are all the same - they just have different

faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed

the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are

the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to

suggest he is too old for it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real

eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental

hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the

desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men

wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested

in, tell him checkbooks.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you

tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
 
Mukta Sirohi (Oct 05, 2003 07:20 a.m.):
.1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's

in diapers. ....

Same applies to woman I suppose unless they do not use diapers.....LOL


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You

shut the door. ....

NOOO...call him back or follow him.....LOL


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be

able to put them all up there.

Correct...But the last batch will be left behind...as there will be none to put them on moon...to take care of all the women on the Earth....LOL


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too

little to be out alone. ..

Correct....and women have none it seems...so it never wonders....LOL


5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they

never mature anyway

NO wayyyyyy.....we will ask the younger women to block the way of older ones.....LOL

6. Men are all the same - they just have different

faces, so that you can tell them apart.

oh yaaa.....and all the women have same face..all Eshwariya Rai......LOL


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed

the opportunity to make some woman miserable. ...

NOOO...who is waiting for a miss.....to make her Mrs.....else she would have been miss(erable) whole life.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are

the do-it-yourself types. ...

ji nahi...men rarely believe in do-it-yourself...they are all mom spoiled boys and want things on their laps....

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to

suggest he is too old for it. ..

Agreed.........provided that something is worth..

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real

eye-opener. ......

...yes ..and purse opener as well...


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental

hospital.

.....Yes...but u won't get them...as they are already commited to some one.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the

desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men

wouldn't ask for directions. ...

yes ... maps were printed later.....LOL


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested

in, tell him checkbooks. ...

men know that you women will tear apart the books page by page....so no books.......


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you

tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his....

at his??????........at his what?????


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

and happily so are all the women....

Rajendra
 
Dear Mukta,

There are many more.

How come you cannot remember them???

This is what the difference between a man and the women.

Cheers!!!!
 
(No offences meant)
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.She
went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three 3
wishes." The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that
whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that
women will flock to. The woman replied, "That will be okay because I
will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So,
KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,"That will be
okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's
the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,"I'd like
a mild heart attack."



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!



Women may stop here. This is the end of the joke. Finish.


Men please scroll down ................







































The man will have 10 time milder Heart Attack !!!


Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily mess with
them!!!
 
Vinay Choudhary (Oct 10, 2003 10:37 a.m.):
(No offences meant)
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.-----------------
--------
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,"I'd like
a mild heart attack.".........
the moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!......
------------------------
Women may stop here. This is the end of the joke. Finish.
---

Men please scroll down ................

-------------
The man will have 10 time milder Heart Attack !!!


Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily mess with
them!!!
....

I guess women have problem in comprehending the numbers. They are good in comprehending the quality but have problems with quantity..I do not mean all of them, but its true with most of them. Whatever it is, they are one of the most wonderful creation of the God...I suppose more wonderful than we men....

Rajendra
 
hi.
i think i have hurt the feelings of u guys thru my mail...u guys have taken this thing so seriously...
any way, i really appreciate ur effort...atleast u dared to reply to those facts..that too in uproariously funny way ...good show..i liked it...but i must tell u one thing that no body is perfect in this world...men and women complement each other...together they may make a perfect couple...if men have got some exceptional qualities then same applies to women too...
neway....
thanks for ur reply
one more thing..it's ur attitude that makes u different...
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Oct 10, 2003 06:09 p.m.):
Vinay Choudhary (Oct 10, 2003 10:37 a.m.):
(No offences meant)
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.-----------------
--------
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,"I'd like
a mild heart attack.".........
the moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!......
------------------------
Women may stop here. This is the end of the joke. Finish.
---

Men please scroll down ................

-------------
The man will have 10 time milder Heart Attack !!!


Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily mess with
them!!!
....

I guess women have problem in comprehending the numbers. They are good in comprehending the quality but have problems with quantity..I do not mean all of them, but its true with most of them. Whatever it is, they are one of the most wonderful creation of the God...I suppose more wonderful than we men....

Rajendra
 
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