Lets add some gyan about men also:
* Men are like weather, nothing can be done to change them.
answer: Agreed...best is then to enjoy the whether...barsaat ka maja lijiye, sardi ki dhoop ka maja lijiye, Chandni raat me thandi hawa ka maja lijiye...LOL
* Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Answer: Baat to theek hi hai kafi had tak...LOL.. However, some commercials are really entertaining...so enjoy them...LOL
* Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Answer: Correct. However, they are very secured unlike Shares or other investments...They are like teak wood which takes years to matures but then strong like steel...LOL