some jokes

[rksehrawat]

Kaunsi devi ka kaunsa prasad India mein sabse popular hai ?????
Rabridevi ka laloo prasad!!!!!!!
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......Doosari bigadati hai to
"SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Now, some Sard jokes:

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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Doctor to Sardaar : Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai
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Once some one sent SMS to Sardar....... "bhejanewala mahan,
padhanewala gadha" Sardar got angry and replied......."bhejanewala gadha, padhnewala mahan"
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........ Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever - what
comes first - the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pahele doge, vo ayega !!!
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[ashokpanghal]

Hello Mr. Shrawat
Ghana maja aaya!
........Sardar...... Gadha......... ha ha

 

[navingulia]

ha ha ha
good
finally, some unheard jokes

 

[rdabas]

really funny jokes. great.