some lighter moments

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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+


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Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant
During
their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I
don't
know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?' The
waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went into the kitchen.
He
returned a few minutes later and said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are
you
sure?" Al asked. "I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went
back
to the kitchen.

While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews in

China. Our people are scattered everywhere." At this point, the waiter
returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said. Are you really sure, man?"
Al
asked again. "I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews." Exasperated,
the

waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask everyone! "We have Apple Jews,
Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one hear of Chinese
Jews!"
 
Ek baar ek gujrati ne ek dukaan se good kharida,good ke upar bhired baithi hui thi,dukaandar ne bhi dhyan nahin diya aur woh bhi good ke saath polythene mein baandh di,gujrati ne ghar aaker good ki thiali aakar rakh di aur dekha ki thaili ke ander bhired bhinbhina rahi he,jab khafi der ho gai bhired ko bhinbhinate hue gujrati ne bhired ki taraf dekha aur bola,kitna hi bhinbhina le,tul ke aai he khaunga.....
 
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip, or vacation?"

She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Mumbai."



He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"



"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."



"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What myths are those?"



"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Negro men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait.



Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the Bengali. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardarji."



Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you.I don't even know your name!"



"C. Venkatraman!" the man says, "C.Venkatraman Mukherjee! But my friends call me Santa Singh!"
 
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar laut raha tha,itne mein hi aasman mein badal ghir aaye,badal garjne lage,bijli kadakne lagi aur baaris suru ho gai,
Dukhi aadmi bola....?
Lagta hein pahunch gai :-
 
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