Sardar - Why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Man: Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB.
Man: Which Part?
Sardarji: Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
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One Day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him,
Girlfriend: "Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?"
Sardar: "Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."
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A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a
Cricket Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"
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Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror
with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep...
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Man: Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB.
Man: Which Part?
Sardarji: Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One Day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him,
Girlfriend: "Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?"
Sardar: "Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a
Cricket Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror
with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep...