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Dear Prime Minister Manmohan Singh/ Atal Bihari Vajpayee /Narasimha
Rao/Rajiv Gandhi,
Pakistan strongly condemns/is shocked by /is pleasantly surprised with the
success of our "freedom fighters" in the loss of dozens/
hundreds/thousands/millions of innocent lives in the bomb blasts/sniper
attack/hijacking /religious riots/other disaster that occurred in a busy
marketplace/ train/housing colony /Indian parliament building/temple in
Mumbai / Bangalore /Kashmir /Assam/Punjab/ Gujarat/Other.
The Pakistani citizens/soldiers/"freedom fighters" / "friendship
agents"/students who were caught red-handed/found dead at the scene of the
crime/ convicted of the crime are actually undercover Indian/American/
Israeli agents. Any Pakistanis proven to be guilty of terrorism will be
rewarded handsomely /dealt with severely/promoted to Lt. Colonel/given a new
Indian passport and sent back to India /handed over to the Americans as
proof of our commitment in the war on terror.
There are no Pakistani army-funded training camps /terrorist camps/
madrasaas in Azad Kashmir/ Afghanistan/ Nepal /Bangladesh. The satellite
images /photographs/eyewitness accounts/videotaped confessions obtained by
the Indians is fraudulent/ fake/ inconclusive /are actually from Indian
terrorist camps and is part of a larger RAW/ CIA conspiracy to destabilize
the Pakistani government by stalling democracy /encouraging sectarian
violence/undermining Pakistani institutions/ causing the next military coup
in Pakistan . A destabilized Pakistani government/mafia could cause Pakistan
to become a dangerous nuclear Wal-Mart/ Target/Seven-Eleven and a terrorist
breeding ground/university/research lab that would be worse for the world.
We hope this will not derail the peace process started with the recent
India-Pakistan cricket series /Lahore bus yatra/Muzafarabad-Srinagar road
opening /Bollywood peace concert/open borders initiative/ other
confidence-building measures . We look forward to justifying further attacks
against innocent civilians /resolving the core issue of Kashmir/ developing
best-of-breed plausible deniability defenses.
We stand by/are plotting against our Indian brethren in their hour/ days
/years /decades of pain.
Signed,
Pervez Musharraf
Rao/Rajiv Gandhi,
Pakistan strongly condemns/is shocked by /is pleasantly surprised with the
success of our "freedom fighters" in the loss of dozens/
hundreds/thousands/millions of innocent lives in the bomb blasts/sniper
attack/hijacking /religious riots/other disaster that occurred in a busy
marketplace/ train/housing colony /Indian parliament building/temple in
Mumbai / Bangalore /Kashmir /Assam/Punjab/ Gujarat/Other.
The Pakistani citizens/soldiers/"freedom fighters" / "friendship
agents"/students who were caught red-handed/found dead at the scene of the
crime/ convicted of the crime are actually undercover Indian/American/
Israeli agents. Any Pakistanis proven to be guilty of terrorism will be
rewarded handsomely /dealt with severely/promoted to Lt. Colonel/given a new
Indian passport and sent back to India /handed over to the Americans as
proof of our commitment in the war on terror.
There are no Pakistani army-funded training camps /terrorist camps/
madrasaas in Azad Kashmir/ Afghanistan/ Nepal /Bangladesh. The satellite
images /photographs/eyewitness accounts/videotaped confessions obtained by
the Indians is fraudulent/ fake/ inconclusive /are actually from Indian
terrorist camps and is part of a larger RAW/ CIA conspiracy to destabilize
the Pakistani government by stalling democracy /encouraging sectarian
violence/undermining Pakistani institutions/ causing the next military coup
in Pakistan . A destabilized Pakistani government/mafia could cause Pakistan
to become a dangerous nuclear Wal-Mart/ Target/Seven-Eleven and a terrorist
breeding ground/university/research lab that would be worse for the world.
We hope this will not derail the peace process started with the recent
India-Pakistan cricket series /Lahore bus yatra/Muzafarabad-Srinagar road
opening /Bollywood peace concert/open borders initiative/ other
confidence-building measures . We look forward to justifying further attacks
against innocent civilians /resolving the core issue of Kashmir/ developing
best-of-breed plausible deniability defenses.
We stand by/are plotting against our Indian brethren in their hour/ days
/years /decades of pain.
Signed,
Pervez Musharraf