HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat?
Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kebab is nothing more than
an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one
to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good.
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING ! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not ! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. What do
body builders do to get those enormous muscles? You should only be doing
sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy ? HELLO ... Cocoa beans ... healthy pulses !!! It is the
best feel-good food around !
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat?
Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kebab is nothing more than
an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one
to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good.
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING ! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not ! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. What do
body builders do to get those enormous muscles? You should only be doing
sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy ? HELLO ... Cocoa beans ... healthy pulses !!! It is the
best feel-good food around !
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
