Sundu ka Flatru

[sanjeetsparp]

Ek baar ek laal baal range od malhotra ek dafter main clerk laag reha tha ...Sundu us te farm bherwaan laagya ....

Malhotra ne sochhi le le maje aaj to ...

Malhotra baar baar kewhe .. tau tez bol ... ek te tau kehtyaan e sundu ke chho uth gya ... pher bhi wo tej tej bolan laag gya ..... pher malhotra keh de Tau tej bol .....

Sundu kayal ho liya .. er ker di apne aali .. sehaj de ne bola **** ***** **** ** ** **** (pee peee peeee peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Malhotra bolya gaal kyun de sai ......

Sundu bola flatru* maar ke tere kaan saaf kare thee eb aachhi tera sunega ......


Faltru - Pull Through to clean the barrel of the gun with a long wire brush all around...

 

[devchodhary]

Absolutely amazing! Beauty of Maths!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?​

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to​

GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help​

answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless !!​

 

[skarmveer]

Bhai kheech diya meeter

Ghana bhadhiya hai, Bhai Ahlawat.

Ek baar ek laal baal range od malhotra ek dafter main clerk laag reha tha ...Sundu us te farm bherwaan laagya ....

Malhotra ne sochhi le le maje aaj to ...

Malhotra baar baar kewhe .. tau tez bol ... ek te tau kehtyaan e sundu ke chho uth gya ... pher bhi wo tej tej bolan laag gya ..... pher malhotra keh de Tau tej bol .....

Sundu kayal ho liya .. er ker di apne aali .. sehaj de ne bola **** ***** **** ** ** **** (pee peee peeee peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Malhotra bolya gaal kyun de sai ......

Sundu bola flatru* maar ke tere kaan saaf kare thee eb aachhi tera sunega ......


Faltru - Pull Through to clean the barrel of the gun with a long wire brush all around...

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[pahalji]

It was something to post Devender Bhai, Really appreciate.

Thanks, May God bless you too.

Pahal

 

[dndeswal]

फुलतरू

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आपको पता है यह "फुलतरू" कहां से आया ? अंग्रेजों की फौज में जाट और सिख काफी थे । राइफल की नली साफ करने के लिये एक रस्सी की जरूरत पड़ती है । पहले उसको एक तरफ से डालकर दूसरी तरफ से खींचना पड़ता था । गोरे साहब रस्सी और राइफल देकर कहते - जवान, PULL THROUGH it !

और जाट और सिख फौजियों ने इस रस्सी का नाम रख दिया "फुलतरू" !

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[sanjeevtarar]

साईकिल

एक बार एक जाट ने एक शहर की छोरी में साईकिल दे मारी, तो छोरी जाट से बोली की STUPID GHANTI NAHIN MAAR SAKTE THE KYA, तोह जाट बोल्या रे छोरी बावली होगी के पुरी गी पुरी साईकिल दे मरी इब घंटी अलग से मारू के.