Swaad Ley Rahaa Thaa!!!!

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ashishsangwan

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Ek baar Tau aur ek Tota (Parrot) Hawai jhaaj (Airoplane) mey safar kar rahe the, tote ne Call bell baja di , aur ek sunder si Air Hostess aa gayi, aur boli ,
Air Hostess-- “ Yes sir may I help you”,
tote ney masti chaa rahi thi, aur bola “Key bol gayi???”.
Air Hostess-- “Mai aapki kya sewa kar sakti hu???”.
Is par Tota bola—Koi sewa nahi, mai to yu hi swaad ley raha tha!!
Tote ney is tarah 4-5 bar bell bajai aur har baar boltaa ki yu hi swaad ley raha tha!!
Tau ko bhi apni jawani yaad aa gayi aur us ney bhi bell bajaa di.
Air Hostess to Tau -- “ Yes sir may I help you”
Tau—Mai bhi yu hi swaad ley raha tha
This time the Air Hostess was totally annoyed & she immediately lodged a complaint with the Security officer. Security officer immediately ordered that both Tau and Tota shud be thrown off the plane.
While both of them were being dragged on the floor,
Tota asked Tau—Tau terko kya udnaa aataa hai????
Tau--- Naa bhai, mere key Parr laag rahe hai, mai bhi swaad ley raha tha!!
Tota—Baoli Punch, Jab udnaa nahi aataa tha, to SWAAD DHAAR KADNEY KEY LIYE LEY RAHA THA……
 
Good one......tau ka kay hooa?????


ashishsangwan said:
Ek baar Tau aur ek Tota (Parrot) Hawai jhaaj (Airoplane) mey safar kar rahe the, tote ne Call bell baja di , aur ek sunder si Air Hostess aa gayi, aur boli ,
Air Hostess-- “ Yes sir may I help you”,
tote ney masti chaa rahi thi, aur bola “Key bol gayi???”.

Air Hostess-- “Mai aapki kya sewa kar sakti hu???”.
Is par Tota bola—Koi sewa nahi, mai to yu hi swaad ley raha tha!!
Tote ney is tarah 4-5 bar bell bajai aur har baar boltaa ki yu hi swaad ley raha tha!!
Tau ko bhi apni jawani yaad aa gayi aur us ney bhi bell bajaa di.
Air Hostess to Tau -- “ Yes sir may I help you”
Tau—Mai bhi yu hi swaad ley raha tha
This time the Air Hostess was totally annoyed & she immediately lodged a complaint with the Security officer. Security officer immediately ordered that both Tau and Tota shud be thrown off the plane.
While both of them were being dragged on the floor,
Tota asked Tau—Tau terko kya udnaa aataa hai????
Tau--- Naa bhai, mere key Parr laag rahe hai, mai bhi swaad ley raha tha!!
Tota—Baoli Punch, Jab udnaa nahi aataa tha, to SWAAD DHAAR KADNEY KEY LIYE LEY RAHA THA……
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ajaygaite said:
Good one......tau ka kay hooa?????
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Ajay bhai "Tau Kaa kya hua???", ye to bohat difficult sawaal buuj liya.
Bhai maaf karnaa, kya karu, mai bhi usi Tau ki community sey hu,itnaa dimaag nahi chalaa paungaa, infact jo cheej almost negligible hai use koi kya chalayegaa!!!!!!!!!
 
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