Taau kaa Mehmaan

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One day a guest came to Tau's house at night. Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to aviod this at mid-night. He think upon a plan. He asked the guest,


Tau:" Ha bahi Roti to Khawega"? ( Ok then, you would take food?)

Guest: Haan Tau Roti to khani sain. (Yes Tau I would take food)


Tau: Kitni Roti kha liya kara. (How many Chapatis you can eat)

Guest: "Tau Teen". (Three)

Tau : "Tu !!! Tu teen roti khawaega, Lagda to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Three, It doesn't seems so)
The guest thought that Tau perhaps cook heavy Roti So he replied," Tau do Kha lunga"(Ok, two would do)

Tau : Tu !!! Do roti khawaega, Lagta to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Two, It doesn't seems so)
The gust again thought perhaps Tau's Roti is perhaps too heavy, so replied," Thik Tau to ek he kha lunga"(Ok, Tau I would have one).

Tau: "Rey Mirar, Kyun ek Roti khatar hath sandwawe ga, Sebere ke faltu kha liye"(Oh! Come on why to get my hands dirty for one Roti, In the morning you can eat one extra). :boxing
 
Tum bhi non-stop "Original" & "Non-Jat" jokes likhoge itne ghanee...... lagta to nai hai...... kahi ye copy paste to nahi hai ..... :D;) :p ....... ye mai bhi kya puchne lagi ....... ;) ...... lage raho 'LIKHNE" whatever that means ...:rock
 
Shweta jee ye jattu se angrezi main translation copy paste items ka hi trademark hai ...
wasie maanye ye joke kisi angle t joke nahi laagta...:tamatarooah wat a 'JOKE':rock..



shwetadhaka said:
Tum bhi non-stop "Original" & "Non-Jat" jokes likhoge itne ghanee...... lagta to nai hai...... kahi ye copy paste to nahi hai ..... :D;) :p ....... ye mai bhi kya puchne lagi ....... ;) ...... lage raho 'LIKHNE" whatever that means ...:rock
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ratheetheraist said:
oo bhai... tu maann ja yar..!!
teri 95 galti ho li hain arr Kesu bhagwaan ney 100 maaf krni hain..bacha ley 5...!
sambhal k jawaan..
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Hahahaha Rathee bhai 95 to 10 joke pehle ho lee thee pher bhagwaan aye saaja deeen Avesh 1 joke unko bhi suuna diya wo kehn laage bhai re mujhe maaf kar jaaaan de bas ib k naa aane ka tu JL per hee sunai jaa apne joke waha bahut himmat waale loog hain. :rock:D
Avesh bhai tu laaga reh bhai re tension na le re:rock:D
 
coolengineer said:
arey avesh jee laan de humne bhai:mad:...tere ye jokle err teri ye baat meri upar te jaa hain..:confused::eek:..
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na ibbe ye na jeen deve .... :o ..... katti doob liya ye "Joke" ke daldale me :tamatar ...... thaari to ye baate upar se jaawe hain .... par mhaare to 10 gaam chod 11ve te nikle hain ye baate .... :o:confused::cool::p..........
 
shwetadhaka said:
na ibbe ye na jeen deve .... :o ..... katti doob liya ye "Joke" ke daldale me :tamatar ...... thaari to ye baate upar se jaawe hain .... par mhaare to 10 gaam chod 11ve te nikle hain ye baate .... :o:confused::cool::p..........
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shweta eb na dattah yo, birach gaya jatt.... bolya k to bawlla gaam ja koni je ja to bawdah koni.... to eb yo na bawdah ....
 
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