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After the success of my first thread.....here comes second.....

gemma khaali aadmiyon khater se yo thread..........

reply karna .......aachi laaghi to or na laaghi to bhi ........



Check this sardar's mom letter. It's self explanative.

Amit

LETTER FROM A SARDAR ' S LOVING MOTHER
Pyaarey puttar,
Vahe Guru. I ' m writing this letter slow,
because I know you cannot read fast.
We don' t live where we did when you left
home. Yourdad read in the paper that most accidents
happen 20 miles from home,so we moved 20 miles.
I won' t be able to send the address as the
last Sardar who stayed here took the house
numbers with them for their new house so they
wouldn' t have to change their address.
This place is really nice.

:mad:

It even has a washing machine,situated right
above the commode. I' m not sure it works too well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain
and haven' t seen them since.

The weather here isn' t too bad. It rained only
twice last week. The first it rained for 3 days and
second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt
said it would be a little too heavy to send in the
mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off
and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men
under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven'
t found out whether it' s a girl or a boy,
so I don' t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a the nearby
well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought
them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and
he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died
trying to fulfil his father' s last wishes.
His father had wished to be buried in the sea
after he died. And your friend died while in the process of
digging a grave for his father.

There isn' t much more news this time. Nothing
much has happened.

Love Mom.
P.S : I was going to send you some money but the
envelope was already sealed.
:D
 
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abhimanyu bhai iss baar to kati chaala paad diya aapne, is main to koi shak nahin this was excelent one which makes me laugh
keep it up:D
 
Ten most stupid questions people usually ask in
obvious situations and some matching replies.
-----------------------------------------------------

1. At the movies:When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Q: Hey, what are you doing here?
A: Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I
thought I'd watch some
advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.:D
---------------------------------------------------------
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Q: Sorry, did that hurt?
A: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....Why
don't you try again or
should I try this time? :D
-------------------------------------------------------
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Q: Why, why him, of all people?
A: Why? Would it rather have been you? :D
-----------------------------------------------------
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Q: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
A: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
We occasionally also spit into it:D
-------------------------------------------------
5. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Q: Tell me if it hurts?
A: And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite. :D :D :D
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rest five in next post.....:D :D

keep replyin:D
 
:D :D ha ha ha ha ha ha bhai yo to pehle waale te bi badhiya tha has has ke pet dukh gya mera:D
 
to aap sabko pasand aa raha hai ..:D take it easy :D

thanxs .......:D :D :D :D

keep replying:rolleyes:
 
Ten most stupid questions people usually ask in
obvious situations and some matching replies.
-----------------------------------------------------

1. At the movies:When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Q: Hey, what are you doing here?
A: Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I
thought I'd watch some
advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
---------------------------------------------------------
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Q: Sorry, did that hurt?
A: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....Why
don't you try again or
should I try this time?
-------------------------------------------------------
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Q: Why, why him, of all people?
A: Why? Would it rather have been you? :D
-----------------------------------------------------
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Q: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
A: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
We occasionally also spit into it:D
-------------------------------------------------
5. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Q: Tell me if it hurts?
A: And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.
----------------------------------------------------

rest five in next post.....

keep replyin:D


may i also add some more:p

hey abhimanyu here some more stupid questions' people usually ask in obvious situations :

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..:confused:


2. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.:D

3. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years

Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !!

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's
just the money.:eek:


5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!

6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..


7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ?

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk and
now

it's in flames


i hope u all will like them:D
 
TRUTHS::D :D

Arguing with your Boss is like
wrestling with a pig in mud.
After a while you realize that
while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually enjoying it.:D


Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.:D


Behind every successful woman,
is a man who is surprised.:D


The number of people watching you
is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.:D


Some pain is physical
and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.:D


Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.:D


Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and
those inside desperate to get out.:D
 
Success???????????????????????????????

Tere yaa GALAT-FEHMI kyukar ho gayee aak tera pehla taaga succeful rahya.... bach gy hoga beijjati aale taale tein....


Haddey baddey baddan ka humor career khatam hota dekhya sei ....to sambhall ke chaaliye...

aar sunn.... yoh bogus soudda na bagawe mere beera... do haath joddey tere aage.... kimmey Desi aawan de.....

:D :D :D
After the success of my first thread.....here comes second.....

gemma khaali aadmiyon khater se yo thread..........
:D
 
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