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Bhai kise ne pahlam chep rakha ho to SORRY....
Aaj kaal sahar ke Logan ne Kutru pallan ka ghanna – e shouk ho raha hai. Iss paie ek yaad aa gayi. Ek tau sahar main kisse tain miln degar gaya. Ar udde un ne paal rakha tha kutru (Pomeranian). Jiseek tau ne Bell bajai woh pom tau ne bhosn laag gaya. Ebb Tau ne sochi aak iske dogga mare ga to yoh mar ja ga. Tau ne us Kutru ke patte mein phansa ke doga sudda chain boundary wall ke parli odd latka diya. Thodi der main ek Chotti bacchi aa ke ne boli - Dadaji aapko Timmi (dog’s name) ne nahin Katta. Tau bolya Beti us thare timmi tammi ne sambhal leyo woh kaadh ke pachli odd ne Phansi toot raha sai. Aar isse isse timmi kaatn laag ge. To gaam aale kutte to gaal mein aande-e pindi ka naap levenge.

 
Iss baat pai ek saachi baat yaad aagi....ek friend ke ghara gayi 14 sector mai to GATE pai cham-chamatti plate laagri...."कुत्तों से सावधान" manne darti-darti nai gate khollya akk kade aa kai chaab jya....par su na sapatt....koye na bhonkkya....fer manne bujhi akk ya plate asli sai akk nakli....boli akk nakli:Dloggan nai daraan ki;)
sunnyhardeep said:
Bhai kise ne pahlam chep rakha ho to SORRY....
Aaj kaal sahar ke Logan ne Kutru pallan ka ghanna – e shouk ho raha hai. Iss paie ek yaad aa gayi. Ek tau sahar main kisse tain miln degar gaya. Aar isse isse timmi kaatn laag ge. To gaam aale kutte to gaal mein aande-e pindi ka naap levenge.

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sunnyhardeep said:
bhai kise ne pahlam chep rakha ho to sorry....
aaj kaal sahar ke logan ne kutru pallan ka ghanna – e shouk ho raha hai. Iss paie ek yaad aa gayi. Ek tau sahar main kisse tain miln degar gaya. Ar udde un ne paal rakha tha kutru (pomeranian). Jiseek tau ne bell bajai woh pom tau ne bhosn laag gaya. Ebb tau ne sochi aak iske dogga mare ga to yoh mar ja ga. Tau ne us kutru ke patte mein phansa ke doga sudda chain boundary wall ke parli odd latka diya. Thodi der main ek chotti bacchi aa ke ne boli - dadaji aapko timmi (dog’s name) ne nahin katta. Tau bolya beti us thare timmi tammi ne sambhal leyo woh kaadh ke pachli odd ne phansi toot raha sai. Aar isse isse timmi kaatn laag ge. To gaam aale kutte to gaal mein aande-e pindi ka naap levenge.
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hahahahahahaha :d:d:d:d:d

arre bhai pet dukhan lagya hanstoo hanstoo.....
 
Waise Is baat "kutto se saawdhaan" ka ek aur matlab likdey hai....
Ha ha ha..Mujhey pata hai this will be called as abusing..isiliye nahi bata raha..

sunitahooda said:
Iss baat pai ek saachi baat yaad aagi....ek friend ke ghara gayi 14 sector mai to GATE pai cham-chamatti plate laagri...."कुत्तों से सावधान" manne darti-darti nai gate khollya akk kade aa kai chaab jya....par su na sapatt....koye na bhonkkya....fer manne bujhi akk ya plate asli sai akk nakli....boli akk nakli:Dloggan nai daraan ki;)
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Bebbey......Yoh chhota sa kuturu apna MauMau toh nahi tha?? Attaching Photu...

Dekhiyo kaddey TOKKKK kar dyo mere "Laaaddd" k... :rock ...........baddi sifaarish tein millya thaa yoh menne :)
 
anilsangwan said:
Bebbey......Yoh chhota sa kuturu apna MauMau toh nahi tha?? Attaching Photu...

Dekhiyo kaddey TOKKKK kar dyo mere "Laaaddd" k... :rock ...........baddi sifaarish tein millya thaa yoh menne :)
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bhai photu me iska muh se ak phacha....... samajh me e na aya.....ar is mau mau khater koe ather simvade na te jada iski kanch kindade ga .......................
 
kuldeeppunia25 said:
bhai photu me iska muh se ak phacha....... samajh me e na aya.....ar is mau mau khater koe ather simvade na te jada iski kanch kindade ga .......................
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Bhai yoh e toh beauty sei iski.... Navin Gulia Bhaisaab k yahan se laaya tha mein yoh....er Jaada na laagta iss ne....baalaan ka Kaamball sa oddhh ra sei.........er haan... kayi maansaa ki pinnddi chaab gya yoh... :D

Baddey kuttan ne dekh k paachley pairaan tein dharti paaddya karei yoh.... :rock
 
anilsangwan said:
Bhai yoh e toh beauty sei iski.... Navin Gulia Bhaisaab k yahan se laaya tha mein yoh....er Jaada na laagta iss ne....baalaan ka Kaamball sa oddhh ra sei.........er haan... kayi maansaa ki pinnddi chaab gya yoh... :D

Baddey kuttan ne dekh k paachley pairaan tein dharti paaddya karei yoh.... :rock
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bhai is tere sher ne gam ke kutya te bacha ke rakhiye... je unn kasaiyan ke phasgya te iska lifafa sa pad denge .............
 
kuldeeppunia25 said:
bhai is tere sher ne gam ke kutya te bacha ke rakhiye... je unn kasaiyan ke phasgya te iska lifafa sa pad denge .............
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Yess.... yaa baat toh menne batayi e nahi...ek yoh Dharti jabb e paadya kare jab ghar ka koi aadmi iss k dhorey khaddya ho ....:p issa baawla bhi na sei Maumau... :p
 
anilsangwan said:
Yess.... yaa baat toh menne batayi e nahi...ek yoh Dharti jabb e paadya kare jab ghar ka koi aadmi iss k dhorey khaddya ho ....:p issa baawla bhi na sei Maumau... :p
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ha............ha.............ha...... re mere yaar ya baat phlyae na bata deta ....................ak yu mau moke pe bhajnian ma te se
 
Khaskar un kuttyan te bacha ke rakhiye jo dada kheda lave rahya karen. Kha kha ke dada kheda ke pataashe iski faank si pad denge
 
Bobby3711 said:
Khaskar un kuttyan te bacha ke rakhiye jo dada kheda lave rahya karen. Kha kha ke dada kheda ke pataashe iski faank si pad denge
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re mange chore khaithliye tane to meri muh ki bat khosli bhai ....

ar tu kade tha ib tahi aj te meri khyal me ibe aya se ..........

bhai sangwan iski baat ne dhyan te sunke ne amal kariye.... dada khede alle kutte lassi pee ke mat barge ho jaya kare ....ar tere mau ka bhet nahi lagan denge.... bhai ye (dada............) kute to itne kasai hove s ak sabut bhi na chodde............
 
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