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malikpriya

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ek be ek tau k ghar me chor bheent tod k bad ge ar sara maal samet le ge tau tadke utha dekha to sab kime khali paya tau pahoch gaya police station FIR likhawan .....

police : "Tau ke Bkhat Tha"
Tau :" Bhai Bkaht to mada ey tha, taien to yeh rasey ho gaye"
police :" Tau Bajya ke tha"

Tau :" Key batau daroga ji, ek lath to mera sir mein bajya tha or ek teri Taei ke ser mein bajya"

Police:" Tau ye bata Ghari pey ke bajya tha"
Tau :" Beta, Ghari pey to kai tikye aur wa tut gayi"
 
hahahahhahahahahahahhaha kasuta joke priya ji.........
tau k sir me baji pache police station kyukar gaya hoga........lage jawani me acha desi sauda khaya hoga........
 
Malikpriya said:
ek be ek tau k ghar me chor bheent tod k bad ge ar sara maal samet le ge tau tadke utha dekha to sab kime khali paya tau pahoch gaya police station FIR likhawan .....

police : "Tau ke Bkhat Tha"
Tau :" Bhai Bkaht to mada ey tha, taien to yeh rasey ho gaye"
police :" Tau Bajya ke tha"

Tau :" Key batau daroga ji, ek lath to mera sir mein bajya tha or ek teri Taei ke ser mein bajya"

Police:" Tau ye bata Ghari pey ke bajya tha"
Tau :" Beta, Ghari pey to kai tikye aur wa tut gayi"
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chutkalaa badhiyaa s pariyaa ,par punjhadi khaatar tayaar ho ley.
 
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa Priya ji Ghani koshish ki pher itna hi has paaya. Bt bst try
 
ya lyo ek Shobhit ke sir me b bajgi.....
Aur b kisi ke man me ho to bol diye bhai.......
haa haa haa gud joke priya!
 
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