tau aur bijli board

[cooljat]

It was geniune Tau joke, not that vulgar...don't keep double std, its was one hell hillarious tau special joke, aur aane do rupi bhai
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itna chalta hai bhai logon...thoda spice bhi hona chaiye joke but let them remain veg only

rock on
Jit

 

[keshavdahiya]

It was geniune Tau joke, not that vulgar...don't keep double std, its was one hell hillarious tau special joke, aur aane do rupi bhai
--
itna chalta hai bhai logon...thoda spice bhi hona chaiye joke but let them remain veg only

Relax dude, issa bhi koi saanka na ho rehya.bhai cooljit dut ja
but the joke was real time rupi

 

[nd-chora]

hahahahahahahahahahah.........mein te bas hashann aaya karunga eb

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[jatsrule]

arey merey jigri gehlaut,,kasutta jisa legaya tu too point marr -marr kar......... arey humor to terey bhiter sidaan laag rahya sey?

mere bhitar to ghannya kimme siidde se rupender ji, ghanni baans uuth rahi hai.
iisi per ek sunno.

20 january ko sampla se delhi ki train men bahut saari sawari chadh gayi.bahut bhir ho gayi. bahut thand thi, kissi ne subhe subhe kales kaat diya, ghanni baans tha di train mein saans lena mushkil ho gaya.
khidki darwaje band the kyunki bahar bahut thand thi.
saare karaha ne lag gaye, kiisi se sehen nehi ho raha tha.
Itne mein ek tau bola bhai ya baans to sungh ke ( smell) hi khatam hogi, shherr sherr suungh ke khatam karo isse

 

[keshavdahiya]

hahaha....

bhai mein ib ke bolun...... hahaha..
nuffin much to say

 

[downtoearth]

mere bhitar to ghannya kimme siidde se rupender ji, ghanni baans uuth rahi hai.
iisi per ek sunno.

20 january ko sampla se delhi ki train men bahut saari sawari chadh gayi.bahut bhir ho gayi. bahut thand thi, kissi ne subhe subhe kales kaat diya, ghanni baans tha di train mein saans lena mushkil ho gaya.
khidki darwaje band the kyunki bahar bahut thand thi.
saare karaha ne lag gaye, kiisi se sehen nehi ho raha tha.
Itne mein ek tau bola bhai ya baans to sungh ke ( smell) hi khatam hogi, shherr sherr suungh ke khatam karo isse

arey merey bhai gehlaut,aaj terey pey nayii cheez sikh gaya .....chutkleyy taarikh key hissab tey sunnaney... pher ya tarikh sann{year} key bina puri to koni hoyeee ya 20 jan 2005 ki baat sey akk 2006 ki ? ek baat aur bata tu harmonium badhiya baja ley sey key ? kadey tu rail mein pawey sey kadey tu bus mein
aur bhai 20 jan ki baat to batan ey laag gaya thaa to junsi taney koni batayee waa mein bata du......
Tau ney terey ko shabasi bhi to di thee ,,
Tau saaryaan ney bolya >> saari sawari nikaammi sey,, itni baans saaryaan ney khatum karee sey utni to yu apna gehlaut 4,5 saansaan mein kheench gaya

 

[keshavdahiya]

ya ke kahani banni

apna gehlaut 4,5 saansaan mein kheench gaya

hahaha.....lol bhai rupi yo kasutta rok kaat diya tanne..
harmoniyum.........hohhoho
iib so le ja ke maari der

 

[dndeswal]

Sare ke Sare Jat bhaiyo (arey kassaiyo!)

itni sod too advani ki bhi koni bharee gayee thee jitni eib aapne badde bhai Gahlot ki bhari jaa rahi sey.. Baksh do inko nahin tey pher laal syaahi tein likh denge.

Aur ya thread itni lambi ho jyaagi jitni Mallika Serawat wali bi nah huyi thi.

OM SHANTI ...SHANTI...SHANTI !!!

 

[fool4love]

ek baat aur bata tu harmonium badhiya baja ley sey key ? kadey tu rail mein pawey sey kadey tu bus mein
Tau saaryaan ney bolya >> saari sawari nikaammi sey,, itni baans saaryaan ney khatum karee sey utni to yu apna gehlaut 4,5 saansaan mein kheench gaya

hahahahihihohohohaihaihoho
ree.. u kis ne cher...diyaaaa!!!!!!!
nue nahi samaj aa rahi.. joke pachla thaa..ak yu saii!!!!!
keshav dude.. movie tain to trailer badiya sai.. ak nai ???

 

[keshavdahiya]

kati sahi khawe se bhai.....

hahahahihihohohohaihaihoho
ree.. u kis ne cher...diyaaaa!!!!!!!
nue nahi samaj aa rahi.. joke pachla thaa..ak yu saii!!!!!
keshav dude.. movie tain to trailer badiya sai.. ak nai ???

Dalal bhai yu trailer konya dusra part shuru hoya se iibe.
dekhe ja aage aare suiside bhi hove ga
har mukadama bhi challe ga......Rupi bach le bacha jyata ho to.Tera number awega,
Sample te jeep bhar ke awegi, har terri dhunai hogi iibke.Koi bachaniya bhi koni, tere saare bhai ghanni duur baithe sein. Bhaj le........350 tha le har uud le, Jaipur jaye hi penda chutega

 

[downtoearth]

Dalal bhai yu trailer konya dusra part shuru hoya se iibe.
dekhe ja aage aare suiside bhi hove ga
har mukadama bhi challe ga......Rupi bach le bacha jyata ho to.Tera number awega,
Sample te jeep bhar ke awegi, har terri dhunai hogi iibke.Koi bachaniya bhi koni, tere saare bhai ghanni duur baithe sein. Bhaj le........350 tha le har uud le, Jaipur jaye hi penda chutega

mainney bhi nuey laagey sey dahiya...mera ussa haal kar dengey jukkar public key jeab -katra fass jaya kareyyyyy

wo ek katti marra sa chorra bus ki seat pey bethya thaa {uski pindi saantal tey bharyaa theee....} ek aadmi aa key nu bolya ... pehlwaan thoda sa sarakiyey...
chorraa >>pehelwaan keh diya to arey tey utth hey jaaungaaa

nuey mera bhi arey tey tu utheyyy pandda chuteeegagag hahahhaa

hahahahihihohohohaihaihoho
ree.. u kis ne cher...diyaaaa!!!!!!!
nue nahi samaj aa rahi.. joke pachla thaa..ak yu saii!!!!!
keshav dude.. movie tain to trailer badiya sai.. ak nai ???

bhai kamal...ya apne gehlaut saab ki direction sey...ibbey to taneey trailer aur movie dekhe sey ...ibbey ganney to reh rahey sey {harmonium}
music mein to khaaiyam ney maaf karey sey....

 

[cooljat]

bhai ashok,
yoh toxic bomb kyon maare tha train mein, tu itna bad terrorsit se mune ne berra tha...bhai mein to hans hans ke hi marr jaaonga!

aur aane de jama desi joke....not that toxic baas


rock on
Jit

mere bhitar to ghannya kimme siidde se rupender ji, ghanni baans uuth rahi hai.
iisi per ek sunno.

20 january ko sampla se delhi ki train men bahut saari sawari chadh gayi.bahut bhir ho gayi. bahut thand thi, kissi ne subhe subhe kales kaat diya, ghanni baans tha di train mein saans lena mushkil ho gaya.
khidki darwaje band the kyunki bahar bahut thand thi.
saare karaha ne lag gaye, kiisi se sehen nehi ho raha tha.
Itne mein ek tau bola bhai ya baans to sungh ke ( smell) hi khatam hogi, shherr sherr suungh ke khatam karo isse

 

[keshavdahiya]

just hold it there.......

"uski pindi saantal tey bharyaa theee...."
chorraa >>pehelwaan keh diya to arey tey utth hey jaaungaaa

Haha... sahi kahi rupi, lekin ya quote to ghanni LETHAL se aadmi haans haans ke bawala ho sakke se....."pindi saathal te bharyaa thi"........hehehehe

Issa e chora manne bhi ek be phetta tha........Hum kai dost KARAN ARJUN dekh ke likdan the liberty mein te......
iib picture dekh ke nyun hi JOSH chad rehya tha sabke, meri kuuni laag gi uss pehlawan ke woh choora meri kaani ulta gurraya, har bolya ke baat se koi dikkat se ke, dekh ke nhi chal sakta
mhara ek tere jisa dhabbi tha woh kuud ke padya ar jhatt bolya Bhai koi baat na picture dekh ke sab ke JOSH chadya karre galti ho gayi cho mein mat aa PEHLWAAN, nyu suun ke hi woh chora manya, na to penda chutana mushkil ho jata......hahahaha

 

[nd-chora]

re gahlout teri saql te jissi sei wa thik sei per kam se kam comment to thik ker liya ker, tere chasme utterann ne horre sei aadde.

mere bhitar to ghannya kimme siidde se rupender ji, ghanni baans uuth rahi hai.
iisi per ek sunno.

20 january ko sampla se delhi ki train men bahut saari sawari chadh gayi.bahut bhir ho gayi. bahut thand thi, kissi ne subhe subhe kales kaat diya, ghanni baans tha di train mein saans lena mushkil ho gaya.
khidki darwaje band the kyunki bahar bahut thand thi.
saare karaha ne lag gaye, kiisi se sehen nehi ho raha tha.
Itne mein ek tau bola bhai ya baans to sungh ke ( smell) hi khatam hogi, shherr sherr suungh ke khatam karo isse

uski pindi saantal tey bharyaa theee..

hai re mergya hansh hansh ke, rupy man ja tu matna marre.
gahlout ki pindi check kariyo bhai............hahahahahahaha

mainney bhi nuey laagey sey dahiya...mera ussa haal kar dengey jukkar public key jeab -katra fass jaya kareyyyyy

wo ek katti marra sa chorra bus ki seat pey bethya thaa {uski pindi saantal tey bharyaa theee....} ek aadmi aa key nu bolya ... pehlwaan thoda sa sarakiyey...
chorraa >>pehelwaan keh diya to arey tey utth hey jaaungaaa

nuey mera bhi arey tey tu utheyyy pandda chuteeegagag hahahhaa

 

[dndeswal]

Sare Bhaiyo,

Manney paachhley page pey "OM SHANTI SHANTI SHANTI" likhya tha. Per eib tey Jaton ki panchayat ka asli Mahabharat dekhann mey mazaa aa rahya sey. Us thread BAN ON MALIKA SEHRAWAT mey kul 31 comment sein eib tahin - aur iss aapne wali "Bijli Board" mein 38 tey ho liye !! Ya thread us 'Mallika Serawat" se to aagey ja-ey lee - challann dyo - dekhi jaagi.

 

[deepshi]

!

chikara bro,>
vulgar or wot ???

waah waah
aachha dhumma thaaya, sord bhar kai katti thaadi ho li sai ghankharyaa ki
mukarrar......................

 

[sunilchhikara]

waah waah
aachha dhumma thaaya, sord bhar kai katti thaadi ho li sai ghankharyaa ki
mukarrar......................

sord tai hum thaadi hon hai na dia kare.( U..................... better than someone else).
.................................................................................................................................................

 

[sunilchhikara]

chikara bro,>
to swallow a whole ox and to b choked with a tail... good
bhai joke kasuts bata key suaad bhi le liya aur pher limit bhi dikha di...
saathi, i was banned due to sm activation id.....
Thanx for reminding me to b in limit..dear, im in my limit ...it was not a vulgar joke....i would like to suggest u to enlarge ur sphere and go through the substance...dude just take things as they are...dont make them interesting,up to the taste......

roye.nge dekh kar vo bistar kii har shikan ko
vo haal likh chalaa huu.N karavaT badal badal kar
this sher was uttered by a senior citizen in coffee house.barakhamba road.....wot du say about the shear ?????

vulgar or wot ???

bhai rupi aaj kal aap ghanai sher post kar lag gai.

lo ek meri aur sai bhi


katal karo nazaro sai, talvro mai kya rakha hai
sher karo chaman ki, bazaro mai kya rakha hai.

 

[downtoearth]

hey dude, u are wrong... qatal karo kalam{pen} sey talwaroo mein kya rakha hai................ jo tahm saaryaan ney mera is post mein kar rakhya hai heee hahaha

bhai rupi aaj kal aap ghanai sher post kar lag gai.

lo ek meri aur sai bhi


katal karo nazaro sai, talvro mai kya rakha hai
sher karo chaman ki, bazaro mai kya rakha hai.

 

[jatsrule]

rupender ka haal aisa hai jaise railway boogie ka toilet
koi bhi barre hai aur likde hai
lekin yo phir bhi kam hai
isne to aur chahiye bhai mere mere saath aaja dono mil ke harmonium bajawange tu naach dikahiye, teri biddi aur tambakhu ke paise bun jaenge