Tau Aur Matrimonial

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Ek tau ke ladke ka byah na ho tha. koe padhya-likhya gaam mei chalya gaya aur usnne tau te MATRIMONIAL alla rasta samjha diya. AAgle din tau Delhi ja liya aur Matrimonial chhore ka kyukkar likhwaya bhala:


Naam: Saneechchar[langdda]
Kaam: 20 teekkad rojh ke padna
Ummar: Uun te se 24 ka par lagge se 48 ka[bachpan mei bukhar nei todd diya tha]
KADD[hieght]: Kimme na se....issa lale jissa Pachheta ganthha.
Tyor: Dhapp ke Kaana [one eyed]
RUNG: Jisi Ultti kadhai
Padhhai : Bangddan peet liya par school kehnya dangh nahi dhari.
Shok: Sare din tass khelna aur raat nei aadhha pee ke apni maa ka aur mera sirr phodna
CHORRI KISSI CHAHIYE: Jo inne maar budkyan kha girre aur iske nall mei lathh dede. Chahe kaani ho ,behri ho, goongi ho. par ghanni dehi ki tagddi ho.
DAHEj : Mei e de dyunga chhori aalyan nei.
 
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devdahiya said:
Naam: Saneechchar[langdda]
Kaam: 20 teekkad rojh ke padna
Ummar: Uun te se 24 ka par lagge se 48 ka[bachpan mei bukhar nei todd diya tha]
Tyor: Dhapp ke Kaana [one eyed]
RUNG: Jisi Ultti kadhai
Padhhai : Bangddan peet liya par school kehnya dangh nahi dhari.
Shok: Sare din tass khelna aur raat nei aadhha pee ke apni maa ka aur mera sirr phodna
CHORRI KISSI CHAHIYE: Jo inne maar budkyan kha girre aur iske nall mei lathh dede. Chahe kaani ho ,behri ho, goongi ho. Aur ghanni dehi ki tagddi ho.
DAHEj : Mei e de dyunga chhori aalyan nei.
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MATRIMONIAL adv. of decade... Can not be more better than this....
Kaam : 20 teekkad rojh ke padna..... and bachpan mei bukhar nei todd diya tha....
 
great

ristedaar jama gudguddi si ker di hanshi dat di ye na, kit te banaya
actually i was waiting for many days , mujhe kya pata tha toofan se pahale ki shanti sei..

great...........waiting for more like this
 
Ho ho ho...ha ha ha ha...Dev Sir....Kasoota Tha yoh te..

Isa Vigyaapan dewan ke baad k aas sei byah ki...chhora kunwaara e marega tau ka...padosiyaan ke bhi ristey na hon isa kasayee matrimonial padh ke.....
 
anilsangwan said:
Ho ho ho...ha ha ha ha...Dev Sir....Kasoota Tha yoh te..

Isa Vigyaapan dewan ke baad k aas sei byah ki...chhora kunwaara e marega tau ka...padosiyaan ke bhi ristey na hon isa kasayee matrimonial padh ke.....
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Arr nyu sochcho tau nei nyu na likhwai akk yo takhkha bhi sei.
 
devdahiya said:
Ek tau ke ladke ka byah na ho tha. koe padhya-likhya gaam mei chalya gaya aur usnne tau te MATRIMONIAL alla rasta samjha diya. AAgle din tau Delhi ja liya aur Matrimonial chhore ka kyukkar likhwaya bhala:


Naam: Saneechchar[langdda]
Kaam: 20 teekkad rojh ke padna
Ummar: Uun te se 24 ka par lagge se 48 ka[bachpan mei bukhar nei todd diya tha]
KADD[hieght]: Kimme na se....issa lale jissa Pachheta ganthha.
Tyor: Dhapp ke Kaana [one eyed]
RUNG: Jisi Ultti kadhai
Padhhai : Bangddan peet liya par school kehnya dangh nahi dhari.
Shok: Sare din tass khelna aur raat nei aadhha pee ke apni maa ka aur mera sirr phodna
CHORRI KISSI CHAHIYE: Jo inne maar budkyan kha girre aur iske nall mei lathh dede. Chahe kaani ho ,behri ho, goongi ho. par ghanni dehi ki tagddi ho.
DAHEj : Mei e de dyunga chhori aalyan nei.
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hi dev sahab
apne te kati e chala pad diya matrimonial banan me ap ko to koi writer hona chaiye


thanks keep it up
 
Dev uncle yu kade chupa re thhe......ha,ha,ha,ha,ha......Tau must open an agency. good 1.
 
devdahiya said:
Ek tau ke ladke ka byah na ho tha. koe padhya-likhya gaam mei chalya gaya aur usnne tau te MATRIMONIAL alla rasta samjha diya. AAgle din tau Delhi ja liya aur Matrimonial chhore ka kyukkar likhwaya bhala:


Naam: Saneechchar[langdda]
Kaam: 20 teekkad rojh ke padna
Ummar: Uun te se 24 ka par lagge se 48 ka[bachpan mei bukhar nei todd diya tha]
KADD[hieght]: Kimme na se....issa lale jissa Pachheta ganthha.
Tyor: Dhapp ke Kaana [one eyed]
RUNG: Jisi Ultti kadhai
Padhhai : Bangddan peet liya par school kehnya dangh nahi dhari.
Shok: Sare din tass khelna aur raat nei aadhha pee ke apni maa ka aur mera sirr phodna
CHORRI KISSI CHAHIYE: Jo inne maar budkyan kha girre aur iske nall mei lathh dede. Chahe kaani ho ,behri ho, goongi ho. par ghanni dehi ki tagddi ho.
DAHEj : Mei e de dyunga chhori aalyan nei.
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dev sir mein issi ik chori ne jaanu su kaho tek riste thai beju ke aapke pass:D:D:D:D
 
hahahahhaahhahahaha

devdahiya said:
Unne jamna ji mei bah de bhai....mere khuur chugge gi hadde. Ha...ha..ha. Killki@KHUUR.
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wa pooooooo dii phaaliiiiiiiii ....................hahahahahahahahahahhahaa............................killkii...........pe.........killkiiii........................hahahahhah......................................gagu....................pe....................gagu..............................hahahahahah......................maareeeee.....................kaka......................haahaha..................@jamnaji.........@khurr................hahahaha:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Hi This is Ritu Dahiya,

Very well written. Seems u r PHD. in Humouroliogy.
 
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