Tau Aur Matrimonial

[ratheetheraist]

hi

HI This is Rupendera Sheoran,,

Very well written. humour neatly expressed..

HI This is Vikas Rathee,,

Very well written. exceptionally hillarious..

 

[deepshi]

HI this is Deepshika Godara,,
of course, dude, mate, buddy..hehe..
very well written.humor personified.....

HI This is Vikas Rathee,,

Very well written. exceptionally hillarious..

 

[devdahiya]

Ibb mein ke likhkhuun....chaltte-2 kitte ho modd dein sein bus nei.......ibb yo nayaa saakka surru kar diya................HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY mei nyu arr mei nyu arr mei nyun......................Billo diya mera chutkalla aadhhi raat nei. Aaajkaal hadde sabh kimme ho skke sei.............Falsse pe khdya karkke PARKAAR marrein sein...........ghappo dyo....maar girro gherr- ghott kei. Dunaalli la dyo merri nhassan mei? Hujjat...ha...ha...ha.Killki@ Hujjat.


BINAASS DYO SAB KYAHEI NEI.

 

[ritudahiya]

Sorry

But it was a sincere reaction, not a comment. I really liked ur jokes. Don know much Haryanvi. But try my level best to learn it. N Quote accordingly.Ib theek sai?

 

[ratheetheraist]

koiiiiiiii naa

Sorry

But it was a sincere reaction, not a comment. I really liked ur jokes. Don know much Haryanvi. But try my level best to learn it. N Quote accordingly.Ib theek sai?

koiiiiiiiii na ................ibb karddii ho lee parr.........ibbkkee chonnkk haa la diyee parr aadee............

 

[devdahiya]

Sorry

But it was a sincere reaction, not a comment. I really liked ur jokes. Don know much Haryanvi. But try my level best to learn it. N Quote accordingly.Ib theek sai?

Bebe Ritu, it was not meant for you at all. This was meant for a different trio....ha...ha..haKillki@ trio. Bebe Dahiya hokke Jat bhasha kyu na aawentti? Koe na ibb seekh le hadde.Best wishes!

 

[ratheetheraist]

chokhaa kaka

Bebe Ritu, it was not meant for you at all. This was meant for a different trio....ha...ha..haKillki@ trio. Bebe Dahiya hokke Jat bhasha kyu na aawentti? Koe na ibb seekh le hadde.Best wishes!

yu idea theek diyaa tannee kakaa....................tu nuu kyun na kardaa akk tuu ritu ney ek mhinnee ki tution padhaa dee nee...................hahahaha..............tera bhi nyaa business chaall padeggaa je popularity mil gi tanne as a teacher of haryanvii................aade kai kabbuutarr aaya karen iiss issi application le kee......................akk respectd sir ee ghugguu ka matlab kya hotaa haii..................hahahahahahaha...................saaryaan ne khannddaa diyaa karungaa tere dhore................hahahahhahahaha.................hahahhaa...killkiii.......pe.killkii......

gagu@application@kabbuttarr.......................hahahahahaha

 

[sunitahooda]

hi this is Sunita....Sis sorry for being late....i dont know much....HARYANWI....HINDI....ENGLISH either....and sincerely apologize....for typographical mistakes....if there's any....this is real HUMOUR....JATORTURISED.... SAKHI....SAHELI....FRIEND....SATHANN....DHABBANN....BEBE NOT BABE....HUMOR EMOTIONALISED....

HI this is Deepshika Godara,,
of course, dude, mate, buddy..hehe..
very well written.humor personified.....

 

[devdahiya]

hi this is Sunita....Sis sorry for being late....i dont know much....HARYANWI....HINDI....ENGLISH either....and sincerely apologize....for typographical mistakes....if there's any....this is real HUMOUR....JATORTURISED.... SAKHI....SAHELI....FRIEND....SATHANN....DHABBANN....BEBE NOT BABE....HUMOR EMOTIONALISED....

Rukk jyao...ghanni dharti matnyan katto tum sarre....Sudhhe-padhhre batla lyo? Tharre ho ke rhya sei? Rukk jyao mei aaun suun....?

 

[ritudahiya]

Ritu sayin

Hi Sir, Kaise ho?Haan bahut ajeeb baat hai ki Dahiya hoke Haryanvi nahin aati, waise thodi bahut aati hai, par utni aachi nahin jitni aap sab logon ko aati hai. Tryin my level best to learn it.

 

[ratheetheraist]

haan hii

Hi Sir, Kaise ho?Haan bahut ajeeb baat hai ki Dahiya hoke Haryanvi nahin aati, waise thodi bahut aati hai, par utni aachi nahin jitni aap sab logon ko aati hai. Tryin my level best to learn it.

haann hii ritu,, main acha hunn...aap kaisee hain.................

koi baat nahi agar aapko haryanvi nahi aati,,,,yahan par sab seekh jaogii........

hahahhahahahaha..................hahahah........................hahahahahhahahahahhaha........

NOTE: THAM NU NA MANIYOO MANNE BERA NA THA AKK RITU NAMATE KAKA DEV NE KEH THI..................................hahahahahahhahaha..................hahahahaha............haahahahha.......

hahahahaha.....................paat gyaa uu pait............hahahahaha

 

[devdahiya]

haann hii ritu,, main acha hunn...aap kaisee hain.................

koi baat nahi agar aapko haryanvi nahi aati,,,,yahan par sab seekh jaogii........

hahahhahahahaha..................hahahah........................hahahahahhahahahahhaha........

NOTE: THAM NU NA MANIYOO MANNE BERA NA THA AKK RITU NAMATE KAKA DEV NE KEH THI..................................hahahahahahhahaha..................hahahahaha............haahahahha.......

hahahahaha.....................paat gyaa uu pait............hahahahaha

Terre banggadd marrunga mei........dusrre ki pattall mha tein laddu thhawei kassai.................Ghanna chassaddu ho rhya sei ke? Apnne pett nei suttalli tein simwa le, yo saarri haan khindya handde ja sei. Ha...ha..ha. Tera pett sei akk JHERRA.Killakki @ Jherra.

 

[ratheetheraist]

maaffiii kaka

Terre banggadd marrunga mei........dusrre ki pattall mha tein laddu thhawei kassai.................Ghanna chassaddu ho rhya sei ke? Apnne pett nei suttalli tein simwa le, yo saarri haan khindya handde ja sei. Ha...ha..ha. Tera pett sei akk JHERRA.Killakki @ Jherra.

maaffii .......kaka..............parr kee karruunnnnn eee pait main dard rehyaa itnnee uu naa likhyaa.........hahahaha............

 

[itsnavin]

Excellent Dahiya sahab!