Dear All,
If this has been posted earlier, I seek forgiveness.
Ek b TAU pahunch gya Pandtaon ki Barrat mein. Saare Pandat unchhi unchhi baat karen jo TAU ki simajh mein na awen. Jab jimman ka time aaya to TAU ne sochya ak 'Saale pandat zaroor kuchh naya bana re hongye'.
TAU ja ke jum gya. Khana shuru karaye tha te ek aadmi hath mein ek badiya sa bartan le rya tha ar kahta haande "SHEETAL JAL, SHEETAL JAL". Ya cheez TAU ne pahlyan kadey nahi suni thi. TAU bolya: AAN DE BHAI. Pher ke tha, TAU ne kayi glass pee diya SHEETAL JAL. TAU ne soccha ek aape saath wale te puchh lyun uk U se ke mamla. Jab pata lagya uk SHEETAL JAL ka matlab 'Pani' tha te TAU gelyan bahut bhundi bani. Pet te bhar liya SHEETAL JAL te ar baki pakwan rah ge.
TAU jab gaam me ulta aaya to oraan ne puchhya "Bhai, kisi rahi Pandtaan ki khatirdari?" Ib TAU kukar batave uk us gelyan ke bani.
TAU: Kit ki kahtirdari. Yein Pandat mahra nuyen bewkoof banawe hain. Saale SHEETAL JAL kah ke saree baraat ne Pani pya ge.
Wishing you all a happy 2004 and beyond.
Lt Col JS Malik (Retd)
If this has been posted earlier, I seek forgiveness.
Ek b TAU pahunch gya Pandtaon ki Barrat mein. Saare Pandat unchhi unchhi baat karen jo TAU ki simajh mein na awen. Jab jimman ka time aaya to TAU ne sochya ak 'Saale pandat zaroor kuchh naya bana re hongye'.
TAU ja ke jum gya. Khana shuru karaye tha te ek aadmi hath mein ek badiya sa bartan le rya tha ar kahta haande "SHEETAL JAL, SHEETAL JAL". Ya cheez TAU ne pahlyan kadey nahi suni thi. TAU bolya: AAN DE BHAI. Pher ke tha, TAU ne kayi glass pee diya SHEETAL JAL. TAU ne soccha ek aape saath wale te puchh lyun uk U se ke mamla. Jab pata lagya uk SHEETAL JAL ka matlab 'Pani' tha te TAU gelyan bahut bhundi bani. Pet te bhar liya SHEETAL JAL te ar baki pakwan rah ge.
TAU jab gaam me ulta aaya to oraan ne puchhya "Bhai, kisi rahi Pandtaan ki khatirdari?" Ib TAU kukar batave uk us gelyan ke bani.
TAU: Kit ki kahtirdari. Yein Pandat mahra nuyen bewkoof banawe hain. Saale SHEETAL JAL kah ke saree baraat ne Pani pya ge.
Wishing you all a happy 2004 and beyond.
Lt Col JS Malik (Retd)