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Ek baar Lilu mar kai swarg mai gaya...ude usne apna Tau Devilal milya, tau nai bera patya ke yo aadmi apne Haryane ka hai to Tau nai sochya le Haryane ka haal chaal bhooj lyu.

Tau Devilal - bhai Haryane tai sai?
Lilu - haan ji, aur aap ka chora Om prakash chief minister banya tha 5 saal tahi aur bohot kaam karaya.
Tau Devilal - aachya? bhot badhiya karya yo to. Ek baat aur bata bhai, Om prakash nue khya karta, uk babu tere mare pacche teri Gandhi ki dhaal moorti (statue) lavauga jagah jagah, issa bhi kime karya usne?
Lilu - haan jee, jama nu luth gaad rakya sai aapke naam ka to usne, jagah jagah Tau Devilal, park, chorhaye bana diye aur unme aapki moorti bhi la rakhi sai.
Tau Devilal - Acchya, bhot badhiya chora likdya mera to. Pher nue bata, vo Gandi ke haath mai jukar laathi hoya karti, nue mere bhi haath mai kime diya usne?
Lilu - Jee buss yohe farak rakh diya, moorti to aapki laa dee, urr vo luth mhaare de rakhya hai !! :D :D :D :D
 
prayas said:
Ek baar Lilu mar kai swarg mai gaya...ude usne apna Tau Devilal milya, tau nai bera patya ke yo aadmi apne Haryane ka hai to Tau nai sochya le Haryane ka haal chaal bhooj lyu.

Tau Devilal - bhai Haryane tai sai?
Lilu - haan ji, aur aap ka chora Om prakash chief minister banya tha 5 saal tahi aur bohot kaam karaya.
Tau Devilal - aachya? bhot badhiya karya yo to. Ek baat aur bata bhai, Om prakash nue khya karta, uk babu tere mare pacche teri Gandhi ki dhaal moorti (statue) lavauga jagah jagah, issa bhi kime karya usne?
Lilu - haan jee, jama nu luth gaad rakya sai aapke naam ka to usne, jagah jagah Tau Devilal, park, chorhaye bana diye aur unme aapki moorti bhi la rakhi sai.
Tau Devilal - Acchya, bhot badhiya chora likdya mera to. Pher nue bata, vo Gandi ke haath mai jukar laathi hoya karti, nue mere bhi haath mai kime diya usne?
Lilu - Jee buss yohe farak rakh diya, moorti to aapki laa dee, urr vo luth mhaare de rakhya hai !! :D :D :D :D
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bhai pryaas 100/100 aaallla kaam kar diya ... tooo gud
 
ha ha. it was heart bursting. per kimme kam likha. lath e lath na, chautala ne te hum lath pe tang diye. bloody hell raiser has made gurgaon d 2nd largest land mafia after mumbai.
 
Excellent Joke

Bhai prayas,

This was indeed an actual joke which has a lot of VYANGYA.
Very good one..

Rgrds
 
Lilu - Jee buss yohe farak rakh diya, moorti to aapki laa dee, urr vo luth mhaare de rakhya hai !! :D :D :D :D[/quote]

Yo Kati Lathh gaad diya bhai. Aandi joke sai. Reality kime ho par joke naas!!
 
Read it bhai sahab

prayas said:
Ek baar Lilu mar kai swarg mai gaya...ude usne apna Tau Devilal milya, tau nai bera patya ke yo aadmi apne Haryane ka hai to Tau nai sochya le Haryane ka haal chaal bhooj lyu.

Tau Devilal - bhai Haryane tai sai?
Lilu - haan ji, aur aap ka chora Om prakash chief minister banya tha 5 saal tahi aur bohot kaam karaya.
Tau Devilal - aachya? bhot badhiya karya yo to. Ek baat aur bata bhai, Om prakash nue khya karta, uk babu tere mare pacche teri Gandhi ki dhaal moorti (statue) lavauga jagah jagah, issa bhi kime karya usne?
Lilu - haan jee, jama nu luth gaad rakya sai aapke naam ka to usne, jagah jagah Tau Devilal, park, chorhaye bana diye aur unme aapki moorti bhi la rakhi sai.
Tau Devilal - Acchya, bhot badhiya chora likdya mera to. Pher nue bata, vo Gandi ke haath mai jukar laathi hoya karti, nue mere bhi haath mai kime diya usne?
Lilu - Jee buss yohe farak rakh diya, moorti to aapki laa dee, urr vo luth mhaare de rakhya hai !! :D :D :D :D
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Just now i was reading a reply to my thread in Time pass i was pariasing u and indino means Apne Indian borhters ko bhi mene yeh joke sunaya all were laughing nonstop. Keep it great u have done a great work. keep doing like this.

mene apki tarif by mistake time per reply kar diyaha.
chalo lathi gadte raho.
Prakash Grewal
 
seemasindhu said:
bloody hell raiser has made gurgaon d 2nd largest land mafia after mumbai.
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And it was only Chautala who made it Cybercity and Gurgaon is now well known at International level from just a town which was just belongs to NCR region ........
Land mafia ..... where that doesn't evolve ..... from a remote villege to a Metro...... constructers should not be blamed for the bad side effects of some gud work....
Do you want to blame Dr. Klasnikov for the terrorism ?
if Govt have any responsibility for that than why present govt. can't stop it.... provided the fact that present govt have their own people in Centre........

So, don't discuss politics here without any knowledge ...

Just enjoy the cool site... :)
 
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TOPIC : ultimate joke with a sense of sarcasm as well !:)

nice to laught at for sure !


Waise i agree with Vijay ji , this is not a place to vent out your feelings on some serious and political issue and moreover cribbing and repenting is not the solution to any problem and the argument of Vijay ji saying that if only govt is responsiblt ehn y can't present govt settle the things out is infallible !Kudos to Vijay ji :)
 
vijay said:
And it was only Chautala who made it Cybercity and Gurgaon is now well known at International level from just a town which was just belongs to NCR region ........
Land mafia ..... where that doesn't evolve ..... from a remote villege to a Metro...... constructers should not be blamed for the bad side effects of some gud work....
Do you want to blame Dr. Klasnikov for the terrorism ?
if Govt have any responsibility for that than why present govt. can't stop it.... provided the fact that present govt have their own people in Centre........

So, don't discuss politics here without any knowledge ...

Just enjoy the cool site... :)
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anilsinghd said:
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TOPIC : ultimate joke with a sense of sarcasm as well !:)

nice to laught at for sure !


Waise i agree with Vijay ji , this is not a place to vent out your feelings on some serious and political issue and moreover cribbing and repenting is not the solution to any problem and the argument of Vijay ji saying that if only govt is responsiblt ehn y can't present govt settle the things out is infallible !Kudos to Vijay ji :)
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very nice written english by anil ji and vijay ji :p.......lekin bhai VJ tu nyu ka nyu sei.......:p:D
arre yeh site per sab gawaanrr aate hain....aap inhe sudhrane ki koshish na karein plzzzzzzzzzz......;) chautala ji are unke pitaji to haryana ka bahut bhalla kr gaye.......sabhi ko pata hai......but plz iss joke ka naas na pittein.....a humble request.....for the sake of shayarrii.....:cool:


joke te kheir naas sei...
 
keshavdahiya said:
very nice written english by anil ji and vijay ji :p.......lekin bhai VJ tu nyu ka nyu sei.......:p:D
arre yeh site per sab gawaanrr aate hain....aap inhe sudhrane ki koshish na karein plzzzzzzzzzz......;) chautala ji are unke pitaji to haryana ka bahut bhalla kr gaye.......sabhi ko pata hai......but plz iss joke ka naas na pittein.....a humble request.....for the sake of shayarrii.....:cool:


joke te kheir naas sei...
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Keshu, Welcome back to the playground :p

Discussions must be on the right track and ofcourse on right forums ........ all said.
 
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