Tau er chora ...

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Ek baar ek tau paani de tha khet mein
er uske sahre ee ek chora bhi paani de tha
tau ki roti aa gi
roti thi 4, tau nai bi bookh kardi laag rahi thi , aur us chore ne bi
chore nai sochi ke ... le tau tokega tanai ...aur kaam chaal ja ga
tau roti khan laag ga, kyon tau ne sochi ...je chore tai roti de di ..to tu bookha mar jaga
roti khali 3 tau nai,
chore nai sochi tau tai na tokai, dimaag ladana padai ga

tau ki rotiyan galai kaddhii aa rahi thi
chora bola tau mane aaj tai ... kaddhii na khai sai ... od ho liya
tau bi asli tha , nu bola
bete koi baat na bhateri umar padi sai .... ebai teri ...pher kha liye :D :D
 
jitendershooda said:
Ek baar ek tau paani de tha khet mein
er uske sahre ee ek chora bhi paani de tha
tau ki roti aa gi
roti thi 4, tau nai bi bookh kardi laag rahi thi , aur us chore ne bi
chore nai sochi ke ... le tau tokega tanai ...aur kaam chaal ja ga
tau roti khan laag ga, kyon tau ne sochi ...je chore tai roti de di ..to tu bookha mar jaga
roti khali 3 tau nai,
chore nai sochi tau tai na tokai, dimaag ladana padai ga

tau ki rotiyan galai kaddhii aa rahi thi
chora bola tau mane aaj tai ... kaddhii na khai sai ... od ho liya
tau bi asli tha , nu bola
bete koi baat na bhateri umar padi sai .... ebai teri ...pher kha liye :D :D
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jitendershooda said:
Ek baar ek tau paani de tha khet mein
er uske sahre ee ek chora bhi paani de tha
tau ki roti aa gi
roti thi 4, tau nai bi bookh kardi laag rahi thi , aur us chore ne bi
chore nai sochi ke ... le tau tokega tanai ...aur kaam chaal ja ga
tau roti khan laag ga, kyon tau ne sochi ...je chore tai roti de di ..to tu bookha mar jaga
roti khali 3 tau nai,
chore nai sochi tau tai na tokai, dimaag ladana padai ga

tau ki rotiyan galai kaddhii aa rahi thi
chora bola tau mane aaj tai ... kaddhii na khai sai ... od ho liya
tau bi asli tha , nu bola
bete koi baat na bhateri umar padi sai .... ebai teri ...pher kha liye :D :D
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hooda saab ghana badiya chutkala tha.
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jitendershooda said:
Ek baar ek tau paani de tha khet mein
er uske sahre ee ek chora bhi paani de tha
tau ki roti aa gi
roti thi 4, tau nai bi bookh kardi laag rahi thi , aur us chore ne bi
chore nai sochi ke ... le tau tokega tanai ...aur kaam chaal ja ga
tau roti khan laag ga, kyon tau ne sochi ...je chore tai roti de di ..to tu bookha mar jaga
roti khali 3 tau nai,
chore nai sochi tau tai na tokai, dimaag ladana padai ga

tau ki rotiyan galai kaddhii aa rahi thi
chora bola tau mane aaj tai ... kaddhii na khai sai ... od ho liya
tau bi asli tha , nu bola
bete koi baat na bhateri umar padi sai .... ebai teri ...pher kha liye :D :D
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Jitu hum tai kadhii maang bi na saktey....ghannkhari umar jaali:p ;) gadar chutkala ger diya UK jaa kai:D
jitendershooda said:
Ek baar ek tau paani de tha khet mein
er uske sahre ee ek chora bhi paani de tha
tau ki roti aa gi
roti thi 4, tau nai bi bookh kardi laag rahi thi , aur us chore ne bi
chore nai sochi ke ... le tau tokega tanai ...aur kaam chaal ja ga
tau roti khan laag ga, kyon tau ne sochi ...je chore tai roti de di ..to tu bookha mar jaga
roti khali 3 tau nai,
chore nai sochi tau tai na tokai, dimaag ladana padai ga

tau ki rotiyan galai kaddhii aa rahi thi
chora bola tau mane aaj tai ... kaddhii na khai sai ... od ho liya
tau bi asli tha , nu bola
bete koi baat na bhateri umar padi sai .... ebai teri ...pher kha liye :D :D
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Kadhii .... soogla one ... ha ha

sunitahooda said:
Jitu hum tai kadhii maang bi na saktey....ghannkhari umar jaali:p gadar chutkala ger diya UK jaa kai:D
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ha ha ha ghannkhari, theek kahe hai bebe ... bera eee na patya ...ram rolli kar gya mhari gelyan ... mare batte ne jhool si mein bitha diye ... jib tem jaa le hai ...jib uski keemat bera patte hai itne te bade rahan haan jod-tod mein .... pher tem jae pache isa is muh(smiley) kaisa lagge ....:( .... oh teri ke gya tem bhai .... ha ha

ha ha eee choh mein aan nahi hein dekhe se thoda soogla sa ... ek kadhi pe yaad aa gya chutkula ....

Kae jagah ke karya karen ....ek balak ne tedkaen jangal-pani (morning call ;)) tahi naali pe bitha diya karen ...

to ek chorre gail roj eeke kahani banti ...
wo te bichara jor-jar lake ne .... karta kime ook-chook si ...
itne mein ek Soor (PIG :) ) aake ... roj jeem jyata us chorre ne diga ke hude te ...

ek din usse jagah ek katori kadhi ...sanjh ki bachi aud ... ger rakhi thi ....
er chorra khadya tha baat mein.... aapne dhabbi soor ki ... :D
soor ne gyan aa rahya roj ... andy breakfast karan ne mil jya tha ... aa liya dyaki tem pe :D ...
er dekhan lagya ek yo majra ke hai ... chorra khadya hai er maal ready ...
kae der vichar mein laa di usne ... chorra dekhe tha ... nue bolya ...
Ke dekhe hai nue ... Jo tun samajh ke raji ho rahya hai na wa cheej na hai ... ya te kadhi hai ... :D :D :eek:
 
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