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ek be ek tau...
bus mein chad gaya..
galti te paan dhara gaya chori ka paan pe..

tau bolya "sorry".
ladki ho gayi shuru...."od budha hoke chori ne chede se...ghar mein bhaan
beti naa haan tere..." ruki na..:mad: :mad:

(tau chup chup koon mein khada ho gaya)

itni haand mein ek chora chad gaya bus mein...
tau aala gajab uste bhi ho gaya...;)

chora bolya "sorry"
chori boli " its allright":rolleyes:

tau ne aaya choo tao choori ki choti pakad li aur bolya..."meri ke sorry ke spellin galat the" :D :D
 
rockingguy said:
ek be ek tau...
bus mein chad gaya..
galti te paan dhara gaya chori ka paan pe..

tau bolya "sorry".
ladki ho gayi shuru...."od budha hoke chori ne chede se...ghar mein bhaan
beti naa haan tere..." ruki na..:mad: :mad:

(tau chup chup koon mein khada ho gaya)

itni haand mein ek chora chad gaya bus mein...
tau aala gajab uste bhi ho gaya...;)

chora bolya "sorry"
chori boli " its allright":rolleyes:

tau ne aaya choo tao choori ki choti pakad li aur bolya..."meri ke sorry ke spellin galat the" :D :D
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vishal bahi bhoot acha joks hai.....lage raho
 
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Ek bar ek tau kasuutti dhal bhari bus main chadh gaya.uska paan ek chori ke paan pai par gaya.
Chori chillayii:'..aaaeeeiii ...paan kaat diya'
tau bolya:'..aur beti ..itni bheed main aade ke plaat katenge':) :) :)
 
bhaisaab..
ya bhi andy si cheez jod di...
jaideep.phogat said:
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Ek bar ek tau kasuutti dhal bhari bus main chadh gaya.uska paan ek chori ke paan pai par gaya.
Chori chillayii:'..aaaeeeiii ...paan kaat diya'
tau bolya:'..aur beti ..itni bheed main aade ke plaat katenge':) :) :)
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Bohat badhiya bagaye donoowa nai Bhai JAIDEEPE ar DHANDA thaam chadiyo bhari hui bas ne tharre paa ka churra main hi karoowa ..... ar soory bhi kona kahu..........khikhi.........................
 
aur hum donno mil ke tane bus ke bhaar baga dyange.....aur sorry ka to matlab e ni(ke sorry kissi sorry)...:D :D
kilki pe kilki:D :D :D :D
prashantacmet said:
Bohat badhiya bagaye donoowa nai Bhai JAIDEEPE ar DHANDA thaam chadiyo bhari hui bas ne tharre paa ka churra main hi karoowa ..... ar soory bhi kona kahu..........khikhi.........................
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aachhha reeeeeeeeee.......

chokhha bhai dhandee...... per eib ke jib tu aawega ne amreeka tai...... tanne jebdde main baandh kai JIHAZ ke baar latka doowa............ pher tera KILBILAAT meechega...... are koi manne bhi bhittar bada lo.. are koi manne bhi bhittar bada lo khikhikhi........... per main kona sahru tanne upper ne........
rockingguy said:
aur hum donno mil ke tane bus ke bhaar baga dyange.....aur sorry ka to matlab e ni(ke sorry kissi sorry)...:D :D
kilki pe kilki:D :D :D :D
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aare swad se aa jayange...balcony aali seat si mil jayagi..mein teri baanh(hand) chodo hi nahin..hawa lete jaavange donno bhai.....kilki pe kilki:D :D
prashantacmet said:
chokhha bhai dhandee...... per eib ke jib tu aawega ne amreeka tai...... tanne jebdde main baandh kai JIHAZ ke baar latka doowa............ pher tera KILBILAAT meechega...... are koi manne bhi bhittar bada lo.. are koi manne bhi bhittar bada lo khikhikhi........... per main kona sahru tanne upper ne........
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ratheetheraist said:
ibb ekkee din main baar baar ekkee baat naa likhii jaantii...........deswal sir chepiyoo taagaa kaad key jhooley maa tey:(:(:(
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जयदीप फोगट वाला किस्सा तो हूबहू पहले भी सुना जा चुका है - पढिये केशव दहिया का धागा Haryana roadways....

बस के किस्से तो इस जाटलैंड पर इतने हैं कि गिनने में नहीं आयेंगे, फिर भी कुछ तो हाजिर हैं:

Tau Ki Trick by Dev Dahiya

Bus ka Ticket – Dayanand Deswal

daatiyee bhaai.......!!!!!!! by Vikas Rathee

Teekka karega bhai by Dev Dahiya

angrej in haryana roadways by Rupendera Sheoran

Haryana Roadways ka Conductor by Rajender Dahiya

Tau in haryana roadwayz by Keshav Dahiya

Pressure cooker by Dr. Madhvi

Haryana Roadways Ki Yatra by Dev Dahiya

फिर भी चलने दो - मेरा मतलब यह नहीं कि दूसरे लोग लिखें ही नहीं ! अच्छा लगा यह धागा भी, विशाल भाई !
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wah....

dndeswal said:
जयदीप फोगट वाला किस्सा तो हूबहू पहले भी सुना जा चुका है - पढिये केशव दहिया का धागा Haryana roadways....

बस के किस्से तो इस जाटलैंड पर इतने हैं कि गिनने में नहीं आयेंगे, फिर भी कुछ तो हाजिर हैं:

Tau Ki Trick by Dev Dahiya

Bus ka Ticket – Dayanand Deswal

daatiyee bhaai.......!!!!!!! by Vikas Rathee

Teekka karega bhai by Dev Dahiya

angrej in haryana roadways by Rupendera Sheoran

Haryana Roadways ka Conductor by Rajender Dahiya

Tau in haryana roadwayz by Keshav Dahiya

Pressure cooker by Dr. Madhvi

Haryana Roadways Ki Yatra by Dev Dahiya
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thanks deswal sir...........u r too good at it.............thanks again:)
 
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