Tau In A Bar

[devdahiya]

A tau goes to a BAR and tells the bartender," Arre ek bottal de de ar ek gilass." Bartender hands over a bottal of whisky and a glass to tau. Tau puts first drink and gulps it fast.......pher doosra, teesra, chautha, panchwan.......2 minute mein aadhi bottal khali kar di. Bartender aankh padd ke dekhta rahya. Pher tau ne 2 drink sedd de si liye. Ibb bartender tei nahin rukya gaya ar tau dhorre ja ke bolya," Tau TU KIMME TAGAZZA NAHIN KAR RHYA?" Tau Bhi sedd de si ne bolya," Bhai Jo meri gellyan ban rhi se,je wa teri gell bann rhi ho te tu bhi nuhein taggajja karega." Bartender bolya," Par tau issa ke hogya bata te sahi." Tau bolya," BHAI GOJH[POCKET] MEIN SIRF EK KHOTTI ATHHANNI PADDI SE."

 

[harish]

bhai dahiya,
jeesaa agya yo chutkula sun ke taa...tere aale tau, khagad ghane oot sain...poori botal saar ke batave sai, beta aathni bi naa sai.........
ha ha ha ha..keep posting....

 

[mukeshkumar007]

Very nice.. Bhut Acha tha..

 

[vickypanwar]

latth gad diya!

 

[amar0974]

Hahaha..........Bahut Badhia, Par nu samaj na aaye ak Tau Pee ka Bhaajan ke Tayarey ma tha ak ghana nasa kar ka Petan ke tayaarey ma, ak nasey ma maar khaoonga ta darad na ho.

 

[stokas]

Dev bhaai,

Very nice!!!!!!!

still laughing................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raldoo apni bahu ko lenein sasural chala gaya. Hoodey uski saale gailyaa ladaai hogi. Ladaai ghani badh gee to uska saala bolyaa, "ghana matt bollai, nahin to ham apni bhaan nai dubara thare gaam mai byaah denge aur woh thare ghar ke aagey tai paani bharan jaaya karegi. Yo sunn kai Raldoo nai gussa ooth gyaa aur bolyaa, "main bhi apna doosra byaah thaarey gaam mai hi karaaoonga aur jab main KELE le kai thaarey ghar ke aagey kai jaaoonga, to tere baalak kahyaa karenge, "Foofa, Ram-Ram".


Shailendra

 

[rajeshrathee]

Dahiya Saab Bahut Badia

 

[virmaramjyani]

ke blya bhai tu.maza aa gaya