Tau in Train

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Once a Tau was Travelling in a train. Sitting by him was a young couple. Wife asked the husband to open the window. The husband tried to open the window , but could not as it got stuck. Tau stood up and opened it with a single push. He then said , " Young man you should eat some thing."

After some time it begain to rain and the husband tried to close the window but again couldn't. Tau stood up and closed it again with push and said " Beta Kuch KHAYA Karo". ( Son you should eat something) Husband thought that it's too much and he must do some thing to teach Tau a lesson.

He stood up and tried to pull the chain of the train. Again Tau stood up to show his strength and pulled the chain in a single push and said " Beta, KUCH KHAYA KARO". The train stopped and the guard asked who pulled the chain. When he arrested Tau the Husband said ," TAU, THORA KAM KHAYA KAR". (Tau you should eat a little bit less.)
 
Bhai , Joke bahut suthra tha. Par Tau gelyan wa ho gai , angregi mein kahan karen ss na :
' got carried away ' .
 
Bhai Joke te bhot badhiya tha par Tane Mahra tau ka kirdar kamjor kar diya.
Mane sunna tha Bangali err Sardar ke beech me.
Sardar kahta se "Oye kuchh Lassi-Wassi Piya karo"
Er Bangali kahwe se "Sardar ji Lassi thodi Kam peeya karo"
 
haan bhai ranvir theek kahwe se yo joke pehlyan sardar er bangali ke upar post ho chukya se...par chalo ek intiative lena bhi bahut achhi baat se, nyun hi laage raho...!!!
 
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