tau kay ghar mehmaan ki khatirdaree

[ritusirohi]

One day a guest came to Tau's house at night. Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to aviod this at mid-night. He think upon a plan. He asked the guest,

Tau:" Ha bahi Roti to Khawega"? ( Ok then, you would take food?)
Guest: Haan Tau Roti to khani sain. (Yes Tau I would take food)
Tau: Kitni Roti kha liya kara
Guest: "Tau Teen".
Tau : "Tu !!! Tu teen roti khawaega, Lagda to nahi
The guest thought that Tau perhaps cook heavy Roti So he replied," Tau do Kha lunga
Tau : Tu !!! Do roti khawaega, Lagta to nahi.
The guest again thought perhaps Tau's Roti is perhaps too heavy, so replied," Thik Tau to ek he kha lunga"
Tau: "Rey Mirar, Kyun ek Roti khatar hath sandwawe ga, Sebere ke faltu kha liye"

 

[sameer_rtk]

nice one ...

ek bar ek tau shehar gaya. wo wapasi pai bus ki baat main stand pai khada tha. kaee lugai bi khadi thi.. bus aayi ar sari lugai chadh gi .... apna tau bi baat main tha ...chadhan nai hoya tai seat full ho li thi ... conductor bolya No More No More .... tau nai diya uskai kaan pai ar bolya ...re jhakoi morni tai chadhali ar mora(peacock) ki bari aayi tai bollai sai No mor.....