Tau ke Beill

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Ek tau gaun ke school ke paas se nikal raha thaa. ek maaster ji kisi balak ko daant kar kah raha thaa ki tum to kiya humne to gadhe ghode aur markhane beil to ko insaan bana diya hai. Tau sun kar khada ho gaya aur school me ghuskar master ji se bolla ke bhai mere koi betta nahi, lekin do beil hain. teri badi mehbaani hogee ki tu un donnon ke merre bette bana de. Master bolla, tau ghabra mat, bas 3 maheene lagenge. Tau khuss hogya aur upne donno beil master ji ko thama diye. poore 3 maheene baad tau subah subah master ji ke paas pahunch gaya aur bolla ki bhai la mere dono bette jo tune mere bellon se banaye hain.. Master ji bolla, tau tune thoree se der kardee ane mai..tera ek betta to Daroga ban gaya aur doosra Bihar ka CM..tu jakar unse khud hi mil le. Tau pehle thaane me bahuncha. Daroga ne chaar daant laga kar tau ko bhaga diya..Tau fir master ji ke paas ki bhai daroga ne to manne pahchana konyaa. Master ji bolla ki thra ghaas lekar jaa...Uskee beil ki purana aadat hai, ghaas dekhkar jaroor aayegaa tere paas.. Tau ghaas ki gathdi lekar fir thaane me pahuch gaya aur jakar daroga ki mej par khol di. Daroga ne tau ko marna shuroo kar diya..jib tau khoob pit liya to daroga te bollya bhai, beil te tera insaan to ban gaya, lekin tera markhana pan aabhi bhi nahi gaya....

Bechara tau daroga se pit pita kar ghar chala aaya..ugle din sochya ki doosra betta CM bangya, uske paas jakar daroga ki shikayat karoonga..Tau pahanchgya Patna. Lallu tau ko bilkul na pehchaane. Tau ko fer wohi master ji wali bat yaad aaye. Tau ghaas ke ek ghatdi lekar fir ugle din lallu ke darbaar me hajir. Lallu tau ko dekhte hi samajh gaya aut Bollua, ki humra es gathriya se kawa hoga...tarak bhar ke lao babuaaaa.....


RK^2

PS: my own creations...No cut and paste...
 
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rkumar said:
PS: my own creations...No cut and paste...
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Uncleji, kuch aisi hi khani mujhe mere Dadaji (Grandfather) ne sunayi thee.. :) Lakin mere dadaji ki khani maie two baeil ki jaghe Gada (Monkey) tha wo bi ek..

and jab tau apne thanedar gade se milne jata hai to wo usko laat marta hai, tab tau kehta hai ki susre ki laat marne wali adat abi bi koni gai....... :) :)
 
ek aur suno..............

ek bai ek gaam kai school mai jab balak pahoonche to masterji nai bataya ki aaj chutti hai ..kyonki school main ek chore ka baabu maar gaya tha.....bhai balak ulte ghar kani chal pade....raste mai unne dekha ki do kati mariyal budhe pade tale thae..........ek sharati sa balak padta ae bola.......dekh re sundu apni do aur chutti baithi biddi phukan laag rahi ...........
 
mukesh_kumar007 said:
Uncleji, kuch aisi hi khani mujhe mere Dadaji (Grandfather) ne sunayi thee.. :) Lakin mere dadaji ki khani maie two baeil ki jaghe Gada (Monkey) tha wo bi ek..

and jab tau apne thanedar gade se milne jata hai to wo usko laat marta hai, tab tau kehta hai ki susre ki laat marne wali adat abi bi koni gai....... :) :)
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Interesting.. minds do think alike and create things which are alike..

RK^2
 
Bachpan main humne bhi ye suni thi thoda different thi:

"masterji ne Tau se kaha ke 30 tareekh( date 30) ko aa jana school main. Tau ko ginti nahi aati thi.. usne ek bakri paal rakhi thi aur rojana bakri ki ek leed ek handi main dal deve tha aur rojana ginti karta tha. Ek di bakri khul gaye aur ghumte phirte usne haandi bhar di.. tau ne jab raat main ginti ki to wo 121 thi. agle din tau jaldi hi school pahunch gaya. masterji ne poochaa ki tau 30 tareekh ko bulaya tha.. aaj kitni tareekh hai... tau ne sochhaa aur kaha ki 90. Masterji ne oonchi awaaj main kaha 90.. to tau bola ki bhai 90 to manne darte darte batai hai tareekh to 120 ke bhi uppar jaa ree sa"
 
Bahut badhia the sabhi.
Ek sanshodhan karna chahta hoon wo ye ki bakri ki leed Jo Devendra Saab ne likhi hai use Meengni kahte hain.leed to ghode-gadhae ki hoti hai.

Regards.
 
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