Tau ki khaat

[devdahiya]

Ek din tau ek khaat le ke bus stand pe khadya.Bus aai ar ussne wa khaat sedd de si ne chhat pe chadhha di ar aap bi uppar lott gya. Conductor ne kai rukke maare ak tau talle ne aa jya par tau nahin manya.chho mei aa ke condutor bolya tau talle nei aa jya arr ticket le le....iss route pe checker arr flying ghanne handde sein...batta mei ke jabab dyunga.

Tau; Bhai mei nahin uttrun ibb...je checker-fecker aajyan te keh diye ak mhara bateu se...hawa ka marya uppar sowe se.

 

[rajeshrathee]

sir
kahan se dundh kar late ho itne khatarnak jokes

 

[sandeep.dahiya]

pher ticket nahi mangi hogi conducter nai...........

 

[jagmohan]

Original...

de de ne apne phoopha ne ticket ib......

Bhai TAU kuchh bhi kar sake se... bhai apni ankhyan dekhi bataoon hoon..

ek be ek TAU Sunpat te Guhane ki bas mein chad gya. chamase ka time tha ar purani bas thi. jit TAU bathya tha ude Tapka laag gya. TAU holiyaa dukhi ar itne mein Conductor ne maang lee ticket. TAU choo mein bolya "Meri sasu ke, do tasle matti ke chhat pe ger ke aa pher ticket mangiye"

You just can't beat a TAU..

 

[nisha-]

amazingt

ya its really amazing good joke

 

[radhikachhillar]

dono jokes r grt

de de ne apne phoopha ne ticket ib......

Bhai TAU kuchh bhi kar sake se... bhai apni ankhyan dekhi bataoon hoon..

ek be ek TAU Sunpat te Guhane ki bas mein chad gya. chamase ka time tha ar purani bas thi. jit TAU bathya tha ude Tapka laag gya. TAU holiyaa dukhi ar itne mein Conductor ne maang lee ticket. TAU choo mein bolya "Meri sasu ke, do tasle matti ke chhat pe ger ke aa pher ticket mangiye"

You just can't beat a TAU..

Ha,ha,ha. both r grt jokes.

 

[anilsangwan]

Jama tod sa paad de sein tau bhi....Tau aur Haryaane ki bus ka tagda mel baithe sei...

 

[parmod]

great humor......nice