Tau ki Yaadaasht !!!

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Do Tau baat karan laag rahe the. Ek bolya,"Re Choudhary, tanne wa Yaadaasht theek karan tayein Asptaal mein elaaj karyaaya tha...uska ke bana?"

Doosre Tau ne kahi,"Bhai Sewamal, Bada hi suthra ilaaj tha! Unhoone mughe kai tareeke sikhlaye, cheezan ne yaad karan tayein!"

"Achcha?" Sewamal bola,"Ya to bata us Asptaal ka naam ke tha?"

Thodi daer tayein to Tau bilkul chup rahya. Sochta raha, per kuch yaad nahi aayee. Phir ek muskrahat se phooti uske hooton per aer bolya,"Use kya kehte hain jo ek tarah ka phool hai, aer jiski danddi mein kaante bhi rhaya karein?

"Re, tera matlab 'Gulab' se hai ke?" Sewamal bola.

"Han! wahi!" Tau bolya aer phir ghar ke andar zor se Tai ko awaaz de kar bolya,"Re manne kahi Gulab!.... Us asptaal ka ke naam se jis me main jaaya karta???"
 
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Good one :-)
Shailendra (Oct 30, 2003 11:25 a.m.):

"Han! wahi!" Tau bolya aer phir ghar ke andar zor se Tai ko awaaz de kar bolya,"Re manne kahi Gulab!.... Us asptaal ka ke naam se jis me main jaaya karta???"
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Very funny !!!

Shailendra (Oct 30, 2003 11:25 a.m.):
Do Tau baat karan laag rahe the. Ek bolya,"Re Choudhary, tanne wa Yaadaasht theek karan tayein Asptaal mein elaaj karyaaya tha...uska ke bana?"

Doosre Tau ne kahi,"Bhai Sewamal, Bada hi suthra ilaaj tha! Unhoone mughe kai tareeke sikhlaye, cheezan ne yaad karan tayein!"

"Achcha?" Sewamal bola,"Ya to bata us Asptaal ka naam ke tha?"

Thodi daer tayein to Tau bilkul chup rahya. Sochta raha, per kuch yaad nahi aayee. Phir ek muskrahat se phooti uske hooton per aer bolya,"Use kya kehte hain jo ek tarah ka phool hai, aer jiski danddi mein kaante bhi rhaya karein?

"Re, tera matlab 'Gulab' se hai ke?" Sewamal bola.

"Han! wahi!" Tau bolya aer phir ghar ke andar zor se Tai ko awaaz de kar bolya,"Re manne kahi Gulab!.... Us asptaal ka ke naam se jis me main jaaya karta???"
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hahaha Bahut Achey Bhai!

Ek merey taraf sey bhey

Tau : Doctor Saab Mujhey Bhulney ke Bimaarey Hai!
Doctor : Tau ye bimaarey aapko kabsey hai
Tau : Konsey Bimarey Doctor Saab, mujhey to koi bimaari nahi.

heheheheheeeeeeeee
 
wah bhai wah

Bhai Tau ke picchha nue thodi na chhod denge :D

Ek aur lyo.......

Thekka kae baje khulegaa:

Tau Nathu nae daaru ka pawwa pee kae, raat nae 12 baje thekke aale ke gharan phone mila kae thekedaar tae bujya, "Thekka kae baje khulega?" Thekedaar bolyaa, "Savere 10 baje khulega". Tau nae thodi aur chadhaa kae pher thekedaar ke gharan phone milaya, "Thekka kae baje khulega?" Thekedaar bolyaa, "subah 10 baje".
Nathu nae ek bottal aur pee kae phone milaya, "Tera thekka kae baje khulega?" Thekedaar chhoh mae aa gyaa ar bolyaa, "Kitni baar bata di ke subah 10 baje khulega, tera matlab ke sae?" Tau Nathu bolyaa, "Bhai chhoh mae kyu aawae sae; main tere thekke mae bandh ho rhyaa suun". :(
 
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