Tau on the Road

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paveldahiya

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Hello All,
U must hav read this joke ..its a nice one ..n u can find it n some more gud jokes on the following link:

http://www.haryanatimes.8m.com/jokes.htm

i m sharing it with u all coz may be some of our jatlanders missed it.
So here it goes:

Once a Tau was gonig on the road. A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the dirver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?" ( Does this road belongs to your father ?). The dirver replied in annoiance ,"HAA". Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley".( Say your father to broaden the road as this Tau wouldn't move aside.)

N I apologise if it is already posted in some of the threads on jatland coz I havent checked all the threads before posting it.

Thanks
Pavel Dahiya
 
Thanks Pavel Ji

Koi na Yatinder it's okay!!

Its nice Pavel Sir, and keep contributing like this regularly.
 
bhai dahiya saab tau ne car aale ki jama sauud si bhar diiiiii.
kkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiillllllllkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiii tauiiiiiii members:D :D :D :D baki bhai joke pehla padh rakha thaa lekin dobara refresh ho gya.keep it up
paveldahiya said:
Hello All,
U must hav read this joke ..its a nice one ..n u can find it n some more gud jokes on the following link:

http://www.haryanatimes.8m.com/jokes.htm

i m sharing it with u all coz may be some of our jatlanders missed it.
So here it goes:

Once a Tau was gonig on the road. A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the dirver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?" ( Does this road belongs to your father ?). The dirver replied in annoiance ,"HAA". Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley".( Say your father to broaden the road as this Tau wouldn't move aside.)

N I apologise if it is already posted in some of the threads on jatland coz I havent checked all the threads before posting it.

Thanks
Pavel Dahiya
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areeeee chhikara saab ke haal hai bhai.
bhai dahiya saab te thik kahi bhai ki yadde saare desi samjhe hai.bhai aapa to saare molaad baithe hai urre .
angreji ka ar apna to maiil hi koniiiiiiiii:rolleyes: :cool:
yatinder19 said:
hahahaha :D:D:D:D;)
Par Desi main aan do...
ultimate..yahan sab Desi samajhe sai
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bhai dahiya saab to apne raang main jaldi hi rang jayenge.
bakki bhai kaal humne ek angreji mem ki english ka kasutta chaam taara
kiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiitauiiiiiiii:D
yatinder19 said:
Badiya Bhai Narwal
Issa Laage se ki Dahiya saab abhi USA ke rang mai sai...
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Bhai Chhikara sahab,,,

jat nai kite bhi bhej de jat , jat e rahegaa,,, there is some exceptions also,,:confused: :confused: ,,,, but they r not pure jats,,,:D :p

nu thode e sai ki " videsh mai jaa kai gaam k bhitodaa nai bhool jaoge",,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiii@ bhitode,,,:eek: :eek:


yatinder19 said:
Badiya Bhai Narwal
Issa Laage se ki Dahiya saab abhi USA ke rang mai sai...
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dahiya Sahab Ram ram ,,,

joke kasut tha ,,, par desi mai aan diya karo,, translate ki zarurat konyaa,,, sab samjhai sai yaadai,,,,, jinki samajh mai nahi aata un nai hum samjha de sai,,,,,,:eek: :eek: :eek:

paveldahiya said:
Hello All,
U must hav read this joke ..its a nice one ..n u can find it n some more gud jokes on the following link:

http://www.haryanatimes.8m.com/jokes.htm

i m sharing it with u all coz may be some of our jatlanders missed it.
So here it goes:

Once a Tau was gonig on the road. A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the dirver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?" ( Does this road belongs to your father ?). The dirver replied in annoiance ,"HAA". Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley".( Say your father to broaden the road as this Tau wouldn't move aside.)

N I apologise if it is already posted in some of the threads on jatland coz I havent checked all the threads before posting it.

Thanks
Pavel Dahiya
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yashbeniwal said:
Bhai Chhikara sahab,,,

jat nai kite bhi bhej de jat , jat e rahegaa,,, there is some exceptions also,,:confused: :confused: ,,,, but they r not pure jats,,,:D :p

nu thode e sai ki " videsh mai jaa kai gaam k bhitodaa nai bhool jaoge",,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiii@ bhitode,,,:eek: :eek:
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KiiiiiiiiiiLLLLLLkKKKKKKKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @BHitoda
Bhaai aap ka aur Narwal saab ka Sam Madam te samjhota hua ke nahin...wo thread to band hogya...
 
yatinder19 said:
Badiya Bhai Narwal
Issa Laage se ki Dahiya saab abhi USA ke rang mai sai...
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narwal said:
bhai dahiya saab to apne raang main jaldi hi rang jayenge.
bakki bhai kaal humne ek angreji mem ki english ka kasutta chaam taara
kiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiitauiiiiiiii:D
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yashbeniwal said:
Bhai Chhikara sahab,,,

jat nai kite bhi bhej de jat , jat e rahegaa,,, there is some exceptions also,,:confused: :confused: ,,,, but they r not pure jats,,,:D :p

nu thode e sai ki " videsh mai jaa kai gaam k bhitodaa nai bhool jaoge",,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiii@ bhitode,,,:eek: :eek:
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thamm aaj fer shuru hogey,,,hahahahahha,, maan jaao,, :D

btw,, amitey,, kaal humney saanjh nai paarty karr lee thee,, arr Cheers bhi boll diyaa thaa:p
 
:D :D thik kahi yash bhai........
jat to jat hi rehga chahe phir amrica main ho ya australia main.
or bhai jo aadmi nakli jat hai vo to india main bhi bahut paa je se.....
bhai hum to videsh main bhi choupal ne yaad rakh re se pur kuch aadmi jo apne aap ne jat keh se vo udde india main bhi bina matlab ki chamboliiiiii katte se....
kiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiitauiiiiiiii"chamboli"[quote=yashbeniwal;136227]Bhai Chhikara sahab,,,

jat nai kite bhi bhej de jat , jat e rahegaa,,, there is some exceptions also,,:confused: :confused: ,,,, but they r not pure jats,,,:D :p

nu thode e sai ki " videsh mai jaa kai gaam k bhitodaa nai bhool jaoge",,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiii@ bhitode,,,:eek: :eek: [/quote]
 
bhai tokas ram-ram.
bhai hum ne bhi kaddi loggad sa pad diya susra ka.hahahahah
bhai tokas kaal te main bhi ghanniyeeeeee chaakh gya thaa.
bhai tadki bura haal ho gya ,pher ek gilas aur gaad diya tood bithan khatar.matlab ki saanj ki taran khatar.
kkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii
aur bhai yash ne thik kahi ki jo na samjte aur galti te hamare humour main shanti ki khauj kare se unki to nu ve ragdda lagegaaaaa
kkkkiiiiiiiilllkkkkkkiiiiiiii
rahultokas said:
thamm aaj fer shuru hogey,,,hahahahahha,, maan jaao,, :D

btw,, amitey,, kaal humney saanjh nai paarty karr lee thee,, arr Cheers bhi boll diyaa thaa:p
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bhai tokas humm na to rukke thee ar na rukkege????
bhai kaal aali thread pe to sarpanch saab ne taala laa diyaa.
baki bhai main to moorchey pe adda reha aakhir tak.
munne bhi meri sasu ki thread band karwa ke ne somras piyaaaaaaaa.
bhai hum to isse hai ki jiit bhi jaa se udde hi suhaagaaa sa pher diya kare
kkkkkkkiiiiiiiilllllllkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiii---suhaagaa sa pher diyaaaaaa
rahultokas said:
chikaara sahaab,, rokkney paddey they:D ,,, par nu naa beraa kaun kaat gyaa kalesh:p
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yash bhai dahiya saab te samjana padega ki tere te badda translator is jatland pe aaj tak nahi aaya,...
kaal ki teri kavitaa main bhula kooni.
re kasaiiii katti rog sa kaat diya thaa tunne us poem ka translate karkeeeee
yashbeniwal said:
dahiya Sahab Ram ram ,,,

joke kasut tha ,,, par desi mai aan diya karo,, translate ki zarurat konyaa,,, sab samjhai sai yaadai,,,,, jinki samajh mai nahi aata un nai hum samjha de sai,,,,,,:eek: :eek: :eek:
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Bhai Narwal,,

aap samajh jaawenge saare k saare,,,,:D :D
ere us kavita nai e toh bhigan bhoya ,,,,:eek: , kai kai tai isi mirch laagi ek poochnai naa,,:cool: ,, isi dhaal chid gaye jukar dala maare pichai Pahadi mhaal chid jaaya karei"":eek: " par maahl nai nu nahi bera tha ke hum beendhnaa bhi jaanai sai er dhuma karnaa bhiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:p


narwal said:
yash bhai dahiya saab te samjana padega ki tere te badda translator is jatland pe aaj tak nahi aaya,...
kaal ki teri kavitaa main bhula kooni.
re kasaiiii katti rog sa kaat diya thaa tunne us poem ka translate karkeeeee
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narwal said:
munne bhi meri sasu ki thread band karwa ke ne somras piyaaaaaaaa.
bhai hum to isse hai ki jiit bhi jaa se udde hi suhaagaaa sa pher diya kare
kkkkkkkiiiiiiiilllllllkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiii---suhaagaa sa pher diyaaaaaa
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humney bhi jibbey piyaa bhai somrass:p parr jeee saa aa gyaa, hahahaha


killlkiii @ somrasss,,, :D
 
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